When masturbating, right before blowing your load, yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room.
by FudgePackerTodd October 17, 2010
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You won't do it to yourself but Almost hoping something else will do it for you.
I.E: A Deadly disease, car crash, something that is outside of your control, ECT.
You won't do it to yourself but Almost hoping something else will do it for you.
I.E: A Deadly disease, car crash, something that is outside of your control, ECT.
by Your local tsundere May 4, 2021
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when someone is murdered and then arranged in such a way to make the death seem like a suicide. the victim may also be forced to take his own life so that the real culprit leaves little to no evidence of wrongdoing. authorities rule the cause of death to be a plain old suicide which often means that no investigation is preformed.
the key witnesses were all suicided before they could testify. i guess they all were depressed or something. oh well. case dismissed!
by monkeytron5000 June 4, 2009
Get the suicided mug.A point when a person begins to consume alcohol at an exponential rate. Usually occurring after one has already been drinking for several hours and has decided that they can handle a limitless amount of alcohol. Typically results in loss of memory, confusion, and an inability to perform normal functions. On the other hand it can be a lot of fun, especially if you are an onlooker.
Sebastiaan: Ryan went into suicide mode last night at Oktoberfest
Stefan: Yeah, at one point he decided to drink all the beer on the table. I had to sign him into his hotel room last night and apparently he woke up and couldn't remember how he got there.
Stefan: Yeah, at one point he decided to drink all the beer on the table. I had to sign him into his hotel room last night and apparently he woke up and couldn't remember how he got there.
by Hulk19 May 4, 2017
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by Suicidalgirl004 November 14, 2015
Get the Suicide mug.Something not enough people see as a problem. Suicidal people are just people that forgot, that it's ok.. To need love
Person: I'm depressed
Society: You're overreacting
Person: i cut myself
Society: It's for attention
Person commits suicide
Society: We didn't see the signs
Society: You're overreacting
Person: i cut myself
Society: It's for attention
Person commits suicide
Society: We didn't see the signs
by FlipAClip November 27, 2016
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