Substitute Teacher

A substitute teacher is a teacher that is usually brainless on what's going on in the class or does not care about education

Substitute teacher: Class we are going to learn about the pythagorean theorem
That one kid:No we watch movies the entire period
Substitute teacher: Okay then

Substitute Teacher by Sbhat October 20, 2022

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Substitute Teacher

the teacher that basically doesn't check the lesson plan before the lesson and gives 0 fucks about your adhd and just tells you to listen better. the most annoying humans to ever walk this planet. Also they address you by your name and tell you to do better because this isn't you but really it is you and your god dam adhd.

I hate substitute teachers.

Substitute Teacher by Rimy Jobbs November 16, 2022

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Substitute Teacher Effect

When a struggling sports team fires their coach, and a new coach comes in and the team initially does really well.

Everyone is all smiles, the new coach tries new things, is fun and upbeat, and seemingly *changes the culture* so the team performs really well.....until they don't.

The few good games are due to excitement, and once the substitute teacher has to be a real teacher, fails spectacularly because he actually has to teach.

Boris: Oh fuck, you see how the new coach has turned this team around. I told you the old guy sucked.

Edgar: Meh, it is the Substitute Teacher Effect, come back to me in 3 months. Team is just playing well. New guy can't coach.

3 months later.....

Edgar: Team sucks, and coach looks really constipated.

Boris: Ya, you were right. Substitute Teacher Effect wins again.

Substitute Teacher Effect by Mike109999 March 21, 2022

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the substitute teacher effect

It seems to be common knowledge that students act differently (or simply, worse) when they have a substitute teacher, therefore the "substitute teacher effect".

Everyone in the class behaves differently when Miss Smith is teaching.
I think it is the substitute teacher effect

the substitute teacher effect by bisssss April 3, 2019