Cum starved

A mood when a girl is gagging for it

Man, she was on fire she was cum starved

by Coral floral September 8, 2016

Suave

Having an air of confidence, courtesy, and intelligence. A stylish attitude, with high self-esteem.

Tom was really confident and nice today; he had a lot of suave.

by Tom Kane May 30, 2014

Cyber Suave

Describes one who is amazing at wooing women via text or online chat. Generally not a woman he is involved with. This person is often socially inept in person.

Guy #1: "Aw man this girl I'm chatting with is getting all emotional, talking about feelings and shit, what do I do!?

Guy #2: "Go get Mike. He's the most cyber suave dude I know."

by Kee03 October 28, 2010

Suave Glob

The act of ejaculating into one's partners hair, and then proceeding to style her hair with it.

"Hey man I heard Miles gave Jill a suave glob last night in Alex's bed"

by little lewd November 9, 2013

Suarezed

When someone beside you bites you on the shoulder for no apparent reason but just for the hell of it.

Kyle: Yo bro what's with that crazy bitemark on your shoulder??
Giorgio: Oh man someone just Suarezed me yesterday but it's all good.
Kyle: Aight bro

by Shadowcat13 June 27, 2014

starve.io

Starve.io is a .io game that puts u in a scenario in which u have to survive the elements, and not die from cold, hunger, water, other players etc. It is popular bcuz of its complexity as a .io game and because of its difficulty, which cause some people(*cough* me *cough*) to throw their computer down the stairs and smash a window.

Tom: Dude, I keep trying to play Starve.io but die after a day.
Mark: Just throw your computer down the stairs and get a life, n00b.

by dankmems.com November 30, 2017

fake survey

What happens when you call someone to ask them out, but you get cold feet when they pick up the phone (or worse, when someone else picks up). Just pretend you are doing a survey to get out of the call. DO NOT ATTEMPT AN ACCENT.

Jerry: Another woman already? What did you say to her?
Liz: I did a fake survey!
Jerry: You did the fake survey!?
Liz: I know! I'm not over him!

by montypark February 28, 2009