Stumpy

A penis that is under 2 inches, not circumcised and retarded.

Thats an awfully stumpy penis you got there Mr. Bob

by anyonononmous April 3, 2003

Stumpy

A redneck drinking game played out in the country. It is played with a large tree stump, hammer, and nails. Everyone has a nail partly tapped in on the stump and a drink in their hand, preferably a beer. The rotation goes in a circle and each player must flip and catch the hammer mid air and hit someone else's nail. If they drop the hammer or miss a nail, they lose the turn. The last nail standing is winner.

This game can be extremely dangerous. Sometimes the nails fly and hit people in the eye or hammers get dropped on toes or other body parts. Sometimes, once very intoxicated, the hammer can hit someone in the face, causing injury.

Bubba: Man, i got nothin to do tonight..

Bill: Wanna play some stumpy?

Bubba: Hell yea man, stumpy is the best, better grab some nails

by bubbfromthenorth November 21, 2011

Stumpy

A drunken one night stand soo ugly,when you wake up the next day with her on your arm, you would rather gnore your own arm off leaving you with a stump for a arm, instead of waking them.

(because obv alchohol will make a lass look way more attractive then they are)

Never slept with a stumpy, but i've woken up with a few

by SiegeCow May 23, 2008

Stumpy

Someone who very short and often has a very awkward personality. This word is most frequently used on The Fresh Prince of Bel-air when describing Carlton.

“Hey stumpy!”

by B.Gar October 13, 2018

stumpy

to have the characteristics of a tiny individual; resembling a person who dies in combat due to being stepped on

A stumpy soldier died when his fox hole was literally a foxhole.

by wildman March 30, 2005

Stumpy

A description of how well a male is. Often used as a nickname for less well endowelled men

My, Richard, that is a small stumpy.

by JamesBBBB January 19, 2009

Stumpy

an individual who is picked on or taken advantage of for having non functional legs or not posessing legs whatsoever.

Dick Cheney was playing foosball with Maya Angelo last week when all of a sudden Cheney's legs fell off and Maya Angelo ran off with his legs.

by Kate is bait November 20, 2004