Stumpy

A description of how well a male is. Often used as a nickname for less well endowelled men

My, Richard, that is a small stumpy.

by JamesBBBB January 19, 2009

Stumpy

an individual who is picked on or taken advantage of for having non functional legs or not posessing legs whatsoever.

Dick Cheney was playing foosball with Maya Angelo last week when all of a sudden Cheney's legs fell off and Maya Angelo ran off with his legs.

by Kate is bait November 21, 2004

Stumpy

a common name of footless penguins who live in the U.S.

stumpy is short because she has no feet

by Scuffy March 07, 2003

stumpy

n; A stumpy is a one who plays third base in softball but ironically enough has never gotten to third base himself.

There sat stumpy too afraid to take a lead so he sat on the base playing with his balls.

by PaulyShoresPosse-3 November 14, 2006

stumpy

A Stumpy is a short, fat, lazy man who loves sleeping in til 3PM. He usually watches somewhere around 5-6 hours of television a night with himself and his broken couch. A Stumpy also tells many fictional fables or stories.

I called my jobless friend a "Stumpy" because he was a fat and useless.

by ghjh March 08, 2006

stumpy

A short, fat, harry girl who people often mistake for a legless, male rat

Woah, is that a rat or a stumpy?

by BIZATCH MWAHAHHA June 27, 2003

stumpy

A dick that is 2 times the size wide as it is long

Man, I don't know what the hell that thing was, looked like a stumpy

by joe blow November 13, 2002