Strumps

Is when lumps form due to stress or laughter. Often times found on the back of the head or neck. These go away within 10 to 15 mins.

Wow today was so stressfull, that I got strumps on the back of my head.!
Quit making me laugh, I'm getting strumps again.

by Squeakysunflower 25 January 01, 2025

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strump

He was buying 1000 strumps of GM, and 1000 strumps of Golden Sachs, to see which he lost first.

by MickiDick February 17, 2018

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A stress induced bowel movement. Stands for 'Stress Dump'.

Jesse: "Hey man, why didn't you pick up my call?"

Scotty: "Sorry, Fiona broke up with me, I was taking a strump."

by ThiccerSniccker August 01, 2024

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German origin
Having a fit, when someone is whinnying or complaining.

Aaron is always strumping when he has to go to work.
strump strumpin

by NikoleIwone November 16, 2017

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