"The james name, bonds name."
"uh ok, what would you like to drink sir?"
"One shartini, please, maken, not shirred"
Uh sir, are you ok?"
Bond james is havin' a stronK, qUIck CALL a BondULAnce
"uh ok, what would you like to drink sir?"
"One shartini, please, maken, not shirred"
Uh sir, are you ok?"
Bond james is havin' a stronK, qUIck CALL a BondULAnce
by hAYes yEEt February 25, 2019
The feeling of being caressed by a duckling's wet feet. As duckling feet are wet, and slimy, being stronked might cause you to create several typos and stare at people for long periods of time, without blinking.
by nutnut June 18, 2011
"My phone had a stronk and deleted all my pictures"
"Oh htats terrilbe"
"Are you okay?"
"N o im hvain a stronk"
"Oh htats terrilbe"
"Are you okay?"
"N o im hvain a stronk"
by Squez! February 08, 2018
Joe: Jake Shields didn't look that stronk when he got KO'ed by Jake Ellenberger.
Jim: Nope, not very stronk at all.
Jim: Nope, not very stronk at all.
by blackname2011 September 21, 2011
A misspelled version of strong. As you can see g and k are close to each other on the keyboard although not that close.
by PunieThePikachu March 04, 2018
by KeeBarn June 05, 2012
Stronk is an eastern European/Russian pronunciation of the word "strong." Most commonly used in the context of mocking or showing reverence towards something brutish or powerful that is of eastern European/Russian origin.
by Nastrael November 20, 2014