Stronk

A meBICaL CONDitiom thAt brain causes to Smeemingly RESet help im HAVing A stronkk

"The james name, bonds name."

"uh ok, what would you like to drink sir?"

"One shartini, please, maken, not shirred"

Uh sir, are you ok?"

Bond james is havin' a stronK, qUIck CALL a BondULAnce

by hAYes yEEt February 25, 2019

Stronk

The feeling of being caressed by a duckling's wet feet. As duckling feet are wet, and slimy, being stronked might cause you to create several typos and stare at people for long periods of time, without blinking.

Aw man, I was just stronked! I hope I don't satrt misspelling thingf!

by nutnut June 18, 2011

Stronk

To bust a major brain nut; to detach from reality and have absolutely no idea what is going on

"My phone had a stronk and deleted all my pictures"
"Oh htats terrilbe"

"Are you okay?"
"N o im hvain a stronk"

by Squez! February 7, 2018

Stronk

Stronk is a synonym for strong.

Joe: Jake Shields didn't look that stronk when he got KO'ed by Jake Ellenberger.
Jim: Nope, not very stronk at all.

by blackname2011 September 21, 2011

Stronk

A misspelled version of strong. As you can see g and k are close to each other on the keyboard although not that close.

USA is stronk!

by PunieThePikachu May 9, 2018

Stronk

When you prove yourself strong or powerfull.

Person 1: That hurt!

Person 2: Yes im STRONK!

by KeeBarn December 14, 2012

stronk

Stronk is an eastern European/Russian pronunciation of the word "strong." Most commonly used in the context of mocking or showing reverence towards something brutish or powerful that is of eastern European/Russian origin.

"Soviet tank isk stronk."

by Nastrael November 19, 2014