Strawberries and cream

The ultimate finish to oral sex. As the man deposits his nut butter upon the face of his partner he punches her in the face. When executed properly, the bloody nose produced will result in the famed "Strawberries and Cream".

*SPLAT!*

*BAM!*

"Mmmm, I love me some strawberries and cream"

by Gayathrizzle fo shizzle December 2, 2003

strawberries and cream

1. Blood and ejaculate. Esp. menstral fluid and ejaculate.

After we finished intercorse, I noticed we made strawberries and cream.

by CoughSyrup November 1, 2006

Strawberries and Cream

When you eatin a girl out while she on her period, she comes, and she squirt it in your mouth

Last night while I was eating Kelly, she came and gave me some Strawberries and Cream.

by Unthoughtmind September 18, 2016

Strawberries and cream

Any mixture of blood and semen. Some go for the 'hur hur alpha route' (blood nose), some are into biting their partners and drooling it onto their cock mid-handjob, or especially kinky partners might go for a blowjob with blood already in their mouth. Any way you slice it (another way of getting blood), it's one of the kinkier acts out there, though coming with a few risks for the unhygienic.

Not to be confused with the dessert.

Andrew's really into his girlfriend giving him strawberries and cream - it's the main reason he decided to date a nurse.

Guy A: Man, I love strawberries and cream.
Guy B: Me too. The pain takes getting used to, though.
Guy A: ... what.

by Harlequinzel November 25, 2015

Strawberries and cream

When you cum in your girlfriend's vagina when she's on her period, reach your hand into her puss and throw the cum/blood mixture into her face, resulting in a Strawberries and Cream.

"I gave Betty the strawberries and Cream last night!"

by McMillion July 23, 2008

Strawberries and Cream

After having sexed your partner, you remove from whatever orifice you were penetrating and cream on some strawberries. Then, your partner eats the treat.

Man: Oh yeah.
Woman: yeah, right there.
Man: oh, thats nice.
Woman: you are so good.
Man: I know. Hold on a second. Oh yeah, oh yeah, here I come, get the strawberries.
Woman: What?
*Man Creams the Strawberries.
Man: Eat that. Strawberries and Cream. Eat that.

by 9Jesses August 31, 2007

strawberry ice cream

The absolute best fucking flavor of the food so good it came from Mars that humans called ice cream. This flavor of the Mind bending epic food that freezes and warms you will make all the other flavors kill themselves in jealousy.

Person 1: did you try some of that vanilla ice cream?

Person 2: you motherfucking shitbag dickhead how dare you fucking eat that damn vanilla when there is the best fucking flavor on the fucking planet called strawberry ice cream

by Strawberry ice cream man October 10, 2020