willy stranglers

Items of clothing that "strangle" your willy. Particularly Y-fronts and tight swimming speedo's.

"eurgh he's wearing willy stranglers"

by jimbobthedon May 16, 2008

Ball stranglers

Ball stranglers are the horrible type of underwear worn by the victims of extremely painful wedgies. Warning- it is a stupid idea to wear this type of pants for they are known to damage balls and make the willy wonky

Richard: hey that guys wearing ball stranglers.
Dick:poor lad
Drew Peacock: let's go give him a wedgie and make his balls hurt

by The king of the dick(tionary) November 3, 2010

plum stranglers

Tight fitting pants that leave little of the male genitals to the imagination.

Dude, that guy has to stop wearing plum stranglers. Everyone can see his gear...

by CounterfeitGod September 3, 2005

Grape Stranglers

(n) Pants or shorts that are too tight on a man. So much that constriction of the teabag causes two bulging lumps to be visable. See also nut huggers.

"Jenn loves men who wear Grape Stranglers"

by jennwigg October 15, 2008

Ball stranglers

1.A type of underwear that physically strangles your balls. Often worn by the victims of wedgies, mervins and automic mervins. Warning: Ball stranglers are not to be worn in public because it will cause pain and embarrasment. 2. Ball strangler is slang for "tighty whiteys". This is what cool people say because they are too embarresed to even mention the word "tighty whiteys" or "briefs".

OMG he's wearing ball stranglers.

by The king of automic mervins! September 29, 2010

wrangler dangler stranglers

skin tight, ill fitting, stonewashed jeans that look ridiculous

here ey, look at that blokes pants, it looks like it cutting off the circulation to his balls

aye, proper wrangler dangler stranglers

by marrajam September 25, 2011

Strangerzone

A state even lower than the friendzone. Often introduced to a somehow oblivious incel or femcel when they do something looked down upon, such as attempting to guilt trip someone into sex or a relationship. When someone tells you that you're strangerzoned, it means that they don't want a relationship with you, but they also don't want a friendship with you. Instead, they want to avoid you and treat you as a stranger.

"keep that shit up and before you know it you'll be in the strangerzone :)"

by noodleysoup December 3, 2019