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stop sign surprise

When a woman is giving you a blowjob as you're driving, and right when you're about to cum you slam on the breaks and her head flies off your dick onto the steering wheel, thus making you jizz on her face.
"Yo, why has Mary been avoiding you all week?"
"Oh. She's still mad that I gave her a stop sign surprise."
by Elixer0 May 18, 2008
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Stop Sign

A person who is slow to catch on and having a mental block. Someone that annoys you, because they don't get it, it's like they are stuck at a stop sign while everyone else is moving forward.
"That guy is such a stop sign".
by milk007 March 8, 2013
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stop sign standoff

When 2 or more cars pull up to an intersection with stop signs and each driver waits for the other person to make the first move though the intersection.
I would have been here sooner but I got stuck behind a car at a four way stop and nobody would move, it was like a stop sign standoff
by road rager runner May 12, 2009
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Blue Stop Sign

It means stop. Contrary to Orange Go Sign that means to go, it means to stop dead where you stand.
Sans used the Blue Stop Sign on me and now I can’t attack him...easily...
by ThatBananaSansGuy1918 March 30, 2020
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stop sign

A dude with a huge head;
a huge head on a small or skinny body
Did you see the stop sign on that guy?

yea, his head was huge!

dude could not put the batting helmet on cuz his stop sign was so big
by b. hanback April 28, 2008
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Texas stop sign

tounge-in-cheek slang common among Texas transplants
by wayfarer April 27, 2005
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Stop sign

A sign meant for people to stop at, that people misread as continue driving.
Little boy: mom you just drove past a stop sign!

Mom: they have no meaning
by Picklebubble June 20, 2014
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