stoob

Stoned, unmotivated, idiot, boring, fiend, clumsy, greedy, selfish, unsociable, silly, lazy friend/person.

But also a word which can be used for lot of different things'.

Stop been such a fuckin "stoob" and come out with your friends' you paranoid blazer.
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Playing a poker machine, you loose all your money "hitting the machine" you fuckin stoob.
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Your stoner friend is doing something so simple and basic yet he cant help but been so clumsy and -re(Short for retard)', "such a stoob".

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Your blazed out friend says something he thinks is quite funny', eeeeeerrr, shaking your head, laughing at his pointless remarks, "fuckin stoob".
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Waiting over-time for pizza to be delivered "where and what the fuck are these stoobs doing with our pizza".

by SteevO in auz June 8, 2009

Stoobs

A very old lady that has boobs sagging to her stomach. Stomach + Boobs = Stoobs.

Tommy: Look at that old lady!
Katie: I know! Just look at her stoobs.
Tommy: They are so gross.

by AzKtEGTwus October 13, 2011

stoob

excellent,
good quality,
fine

that watch is stoob!

by Peter Evans February 20, 2004

Stoobing

The act of stooping down, resting your elbows on your knees while smoking a joint (doob), or any other marijuana related substance. In some smaller circles also used for cigarettes.

"Hey dude, do you mind stoobing over the ash tray? This is a new couch..."

by theActualRealLegend27 October 13, 2021

stoobed

The act of fucking an old school gluestick. The ones with the spiral down the centre.

Man, i was all up in her face so she grabbed the glue and stoobed me.

by TurkeySlapSaturday February 1, 2009

stoob

A cigarette, usually comprised of tobacco, but may contain herbs.

Hey, can I bum a stoob?

by Juan Moe June 12, 2006

stoob

An noun used to refer to a stupid or dumb person. Usually novices in experience. A term used to denote mild mental retardation. A "stupid noob".

Person #1: Really? So he's just going to Taser himself in the crotch?

Person #2: Yup, what a stoob.

by Kordwaly January 26, 2011