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Stonks

1998 Yahoo: Refuses to buy Google for $1 Million
2002 Yahoo: Realizes their mistake, tries to buy Google for $3 billion, Google wants $5 billion, Yahoo says no
2008 Yahoo: Refuses to be sold to Microsoft for $40 billion

2016 Yahoo: Sold to Verizon for $4.6 billion
CEO of Yahoo: Stonks
You gonna get stonks
by BEEMOVIE September 19, 2019
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Stonks

Stonks
hey Nigel you gonna invest in my Stonks
by Nigel cone November 15, 2019
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Stonks

Ah yes, STONKS. A word of class. It means high stocks in the market. If that's not obvious. It's also a meme when something good and funny happens to you.
my mom died, I will use her credit card on v-bucks. STONKS
by Armanii Is Cool September 30, 2020
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Stonks

Me: Gets something for a very cheap
Also me: breaks it
Me again: Gets lots insurance money
⬆STONKS⬆
by Bill Nye the Commie Spy July 22, 2019
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Stonks

When a purchase is made but the value of the items being traded is completely different.
*At the store*

Cashier - "Ok, this bag of Doritos will be 12 emeralds please"

Me - "Stonks"
by honestly just bored June 27, 2019
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Stonks

It's enough to make a man go home and throw his stonks on the fire.
by Daddy Primetime December 30, 2009
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Stonks

The stonkiest stonks are the best ones
Mmm yes stonks
by 6199357N1994 August 28, 2019
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