Stoic

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by A headass hoodie December 11, 2020

stoic

A strong and silent type man / person . Someone who is also called an "ice cold man" . Someone who doesn't keep gossiping like girls but does some real work , like a man . Girls love Stoic men because , girls don't like a man who gossips like a girl . Stoic men are never emotional and always keep their shit together . Character trait mostly found in men of Taurus Zodiac Sign . Examples include men like , George Clooney , Pierce Brosnan , Gary Cooper , Cowboys and The Sopranos .

( Bunch of new jersey italian mafiosos in a club )
Made guy - mr tony soprano , we lost a few of our liquor shipments in the sea .
tony soprano - these shit happen . we gotta move on .
made guy - but boss we thought you would be mad at us !!
tony soprano - what the fucks' the matter with youuu ?? these shit happen in business alright . get back to work now .
made guy - boss !! how do you manage to stay so calm everytime shit gets real ??
tony soprano - i am a stoic man for fuck sake !! that's what stoic men do , we get our shit together when shit gets real .

by THE OWL EAGLE June 16, 2017

stoic

A person who thinks its okay to live with trauma & doesn't believe in therapy

"Yeah John just told me he's a stoic lmao"
"That's not a very good coping mechanism"

by Commieblocks September 19, 2023

Stoic

unaffected with emotions and feelings

DEVIL doesnt care about others adn just to itself

by Janaki November 19, 2003

Stoic

1) To be non-expressive facially.
2) To compulsively stare at women's breasts to the point where it creeps them out.

"Danielle doesn't want to go to Steve's wedding because he's so stoic." - Note, this example could apply to both definitions.

by Mr. Leopard January 22, 2008

Stoic

Something that is pretty and mesmerizing. Some might even call it starry or pulchritudinous.

The Mona Lisa appears so stoic, it is beautiful to look at.

by Saschas June 10, 2012

Stoic

A person who can’t endure the pain or hardship of online chat rooms and slinks off into the night. They also tend to delete people when they can’t deal with being wrong.

“Wasn’t it stoic how Trish departed the group, leaving everyone guessing what happened?”

“It was pretty stoic that Cindi deleted friends because she assumed they were fake.”

by Kettlepotblack June 21, 2018