by Janaki November 20, 2003
1) To be non-expressive facially.
2) To compulsively stare at women's breasts to the point where it creeps them out.
2) To compulsively stare at women's breasts to the point where it creeps them out.
"Danielle doesn't want to go to Steve's wedding because he's so stoic." - Note, this example could apply to both definitions.
by Mr. Leopard January 22, 2008
by Saschas March 4, 2012
A person who can’t endure the pain or hardship of online chat rooms and slinks off into the night. They also tend to delete people when they can’t deal with being wrong.
“Wasn’t it stoic how Trish departed the group, leaving everyone guessing what happened?”
“It was pretty stoic that Cindi deleted friends because she assumed they were fake.”
“It was pretty stoic that Cindi deleted friends because she assumed they were fake.”
by Kettlepotblack June 21, 2018
by A headass hoodie December 12, 2020
by sksksksks2171 March 4, 2018
Someone who does not give a shit about the stupid things in this world that most people care so much about. Stoics do have emotions, but only for the things in this world that really matter. They are the most real people alive.
Group of kids are sitting on a porch. Stoic walks by.
Kid - "Hey man, yur a fuckin faggot an you suck cock!"
Stoic - "Good for you."
Keeps going.
Kid - "Hey man, yur a fuckin faggot an you suck cock!"
Stoic - "Good for you."
Keeps going.
by ski-ski December 27, 2005