Stoic

unaffected with emotions and feelings

DEVIL doesnt care about others adn just to itself

by Janaki November 19, 2003

Stoic

1) To be non-expressive facially.
2) To compulsively stare at women's breasts to the point where it creeps them out.

"Danielle doesn't want to go to Steve's wedding because he's so stoic." - Note, this example could apply to both definitions.

by Mr. Leopard January 22, 2008

Stoic

Something that is pretty and mesmerizing. Some might even call it starry or pulchritudinous.

The Mona Lisa appears so stoic, it is beautiful to look at.

by Saschas June 10, 2012

Stoic

A person who can’t endure the pain or hardship of online chat rooms and slinks off into the night. They also tend to delete people when they can’t deal with being wrong.

“Wasn’t it stoic how Trish departed the group, leaving everyone guessing what happened?”

“It was pretty stoic that Cindi deleted friends because she assumed they were fake.”

by Kettlepotblack June 21, 2018

Stoic

The most overpowered payday 2 perk deck

You better be using fucking stoic

by A headass hoodie December 11, 2020

Stoic

Basically a fucking cunt. Someone you hate.

"You're a dumb stoic"
"kys stoic"
"Shut up you dumb stoic"
"Die ugly stoic"

by sksksksks2171 March 4, 2018

stoic

Someone who does not give a shit about the stupid things in this world that most people care so much about. Stoics do have emotions, but only for the things in this world that really matter. They are the most real people alive.

Group of kids are sitting on a porch. Stoic walks by.

Kid - "Hey man, yur a fuckin faggot an you suck cock!"

Stoic - "Good for you."

Keeps going.

by ski-ski December 28, 2005