stir

adj. The quality of being crappy or subpar.
etymology: stir-fry

Customer service here is pretty stir. I waited in line for 20 minutes only to have them say they couldn't help me.

by K4PennTom May 15, 2008

Stir

To cause or stir up drama. To stir the pot.

Did you hear Micah trash talking the other day? He was trying to stir.

by thefrontgurlz December 11, 2017

Stir Fry

When u take molly and ketamine at the same time and forget how to act

Those fucken spunions kept us up all night with all their stir frying shenanigans...

*nitrous tank noises followed by giggling*

Fucking wooks man

by onperiodtluv June 6, 2021

stir-crazy

distraught due to prolonged confinement

Lenny was going stir-crazy after being confined to his room for 2 days.

by Alden Myrerin April 19, 2005

stir the porridge

When a girl is having sex with more than one male at the same time and the first guy has blown his load inside her, and now it is your turn. As you go at it, you will 'stir the porridge' and be mixing the first guys cum with yours or however many have been before you.

Fellow, you all have had your turn, it is my turn now to stir the porridge

by Dougie1 December 29, 2016

Stir lazy

When you are sick of being home but then going out just seems like a lot of work.

I would love to get out and see you all tonight, however I am way too stir lazy to wash my hair on Wednesday .

by Yinzermum January 14, 2017

stir-fried nitwit

a manipulative, bald-faced hypocrite; douchebag

Although Norm graduated from Stanford, he's just a manipulative, stir-fried nitwit.

by Miguel Valdez October 29, 2007