blonde hair, green eyes, Texas native, beautiful beyond words, amazingly intelligent, definitely not a crack hoe abortion loving cum guzzling person
by Eric June 20, 2003
1: a greeting that can turn into something out of the ordinary.
2: greeting that can turn for the worst.
3: Unusual, eccentric.
2: greeting that can turn for the worst.
3: Unusual, eccentric.
DUDE 1: hey man what's crackalackin'?
DUDE 2: not much, what's shakin' bacon?
DUDE 1: not much, can't complain, can't complain. what's that in your hand there man?
DUDE 2: YOUR WORST FREAKING NIGHTMARE MAN.
DUDE 1: holy sh*** this is a STINA! I don't wanna die!
DUDE 2: well you should have thought about that before you---
*shot*
DUDE 2: Oh dude, that was...
*shots*
DUDE 2: not much, what's shakin' bacon?
DUDE 1: not much, can't complain, can't complain. what's that in your hand there man?
DUDE 2: YOUR WORST FREAKING NIGHTMARE MAN.
DUDE 1: holy sh*** this is a STINA! I don't wanna die!
DUDE 2: well you should have thought about that before you---
*shot*
DUDE 2: Oh dude, that was...
*shots*
by modanese April 29, 2009
Stina is a monster who farts uncontrollably and has claws that smell of hummus. Stina normally bites the heads off males after fornication. Nice ass though.
by BlackDaddie October 17, 2018
stina is an norwegian name. people who are named stina tend to think that they are kings. but they'r not!! they also use to go to karate. so whatch out, dont say something against her. she may use har karate skills and trick you to fall down the stairs!
by westwestcoast August 25, 2011
by Tigger April 20, 2004
First guy: Yo Jones, you seen Jessica?
Second guy: Seen her? Nah man, I smelt her!!
First guy: She got that stina?
Second guy: Man, the only thing that smells THAT bad is stina!
Second guy: Seen her? Nah man, I smelt her!!
First guy: She got that stina?
Second guy: Man, the only thing that smells THAT bad is stina!
by Tits McGee II March 3, 2010
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