SteveJob

Blowing a load on an iPhone.

Ay bro, sorry I accidentally gave your iPhone a SteveJob.

by Calvin Trombley December 9, 2016

stevejob

A stevejob is when a woman places an iPhone on their genitals and makes it vibrate, to the point of orgasm.

She was bored, so she took out her iPhone, put it on vibrate, and put it on her clit. When she was done climaxing, she got up, took a deep breath, and said, "That was one heck of a stevejob!"

by DrHocter March 14, 2012

Stevejob

To masturbate or receive a handjob with an Apple Watch.

Ugh. Stephanie’s always flexing. I heard she gave her boyfriend a Stevejob just so she could show off her new watch

by Thrusterbuster December 9, 2019

stevejob

like a handjob, but done with a turtleneck

she was wearing a turtleneck, so she gave him a stevejob last night

by Quadruplay April 17, 2021

A Stevejob

The Stevejob is a sex act in which one partner uses a vibrating Apple product as a dildo and penetrates the other partner's sexual orifice of choice.

"Michael just gave Emily a Stevejob... He might wanna clean his phone case after that."

by SkeuZ September 2, 2014

stevejobbed

Burning your genitals on the underside of an Apple PowerBook.

"I was Googling in my underwear last night and got totally Stevejobbed."

by qma3x December 4, 2005

A Steve Job

Like a regular Hand Job but someone else takes credit for it and claims it's the best one they've ever given

That bitch Tracy gave me a Steve Job, taking all the credit from my girl Shaquanda

by tangent1021 December 17, 2015