stevejob

when an apple fan pleasures themself, or apple fan is carrying on about apple products

Oh look, John is giving himself a stevejob

by brampton78 October 10, 2011

Stevejob

The art of fucking someone and ripping them off.

'That whore just gave me a stevejob'

by TruffleButterTom September 23, 2016

stevejob

A handjob given with Apple products.

Guy 1: Last night Trisha came over. I wanted her to go downtown on me but instead she gave me a stevejob.

Guy 2: Sounds expensive...

Guy 1: It was... but now I feel so hip!

by navybluejeans January 6, 2012

stevejob

A stevejob is when a woman places an iPhone on their genitals and makes it vibrate, to the point of orgasm.

She was bored, so she took out her iPhone, put it on vibrate, and put it on her clit. When she was done climaxing, she got up, took a deep breath, and said, "That was one heck of a stevejob!"

by DrHocter March 14, 2012

stevejob

like a handjob, but done with a turtleneck

she was wearing a turtleneck, so she gave him a stevejob last night

by Quadruplay April 17, 2021

Stevejob

To masturbate or receive a handjob with an Apple Watch.

Ugh. Stephanie’s always flexing. I heard she gave her boyfriend a Stevejob just so she could show off her new watch

by Thrusterbuster December 9, 2019