sernandoe

A youtuber who makes thousands of dollars of of scumbaiting ten-year-olds on Youtube.

"Hey guys, Sernandoe just got GTA VI six years ear--"
"Jimmy, I told you before, and I told you again, stop going to scam sites"

by This is a username. November 1, 2017

sternwheeler

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between the buttcheeks, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound. Like a motorboat, except with the butt rather than the breasts.

Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt. It is SO BIG. I'd love to give that thing a sternwheeler.

by BeerMonkey75 August 18, 2017

Sernando

The name given to Spanish Footballers Fernando Torres and Sergio Ramos to celebrate their obvious union of true love and their soulmate status. Often described as a 'One True Pairing' (OTP) in most fan fictions and the most popular football 'bromance' alive today. Sernando is a joining of both players' names.

I can't wait for the Spanish National team call-ups. I need a Sernando fix.

Sernando are so cute together.

by La_Rojaista December 16, 2011

Stern Finger of Disapproval

The wagging of the index finger of your dominant hand in a very stern and disapproving manner. This is done to show your disapproval of the (usually idiotic) actions of another. Note that the wagging must be done so slowly as to make it a very awkward situation.

Usually accompanied by the Look of Judgement

Mr. English Teacher: What are you doing on the floor?

Student: My cell phone fell out of my pocket...

Mr. English Teacher: *Gives the Stern Finger of Disapproval* Naughty.

by Colonel Duke Lacrosse December 3, 2011

David Stern

1. The Worst NBA Commissioner of All-time

2. Outlived lived his stay and made December 8th 2011 one of the worst days for the NBA.

3. How he thinks of himself was brilliantly shown in SNL:

"You don't talk to me like that! I'm David Stern! I make the rules here! You don't get to pick your team, I do! I'm the commissioner of the NBA! I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!!"

4. Bill Simmons said regarding the recent veto of the CP3 trade:

"Just know that I'm a die-hard Celtics fan and die-hard Lakers hater … and even I am appalled. I hope Chris Paul sues. I hope the Rockets sue. I hope the Lakers sue. I hope Dell Demps resigns and makes a sex tape with a stripper wearing a David Stern Halloween mask."

NBA fan #1: Yesterday may have been the worst day in the history of the United States

NBA fan #2: Even worse than November 4th 2008

NBA fan #1: Hell ya, he vetoed CP3 trade David Stern fucked everyone in the NBA

NBA fan #2: Fuck him he hates America

by The NBA fan December 19, 2011

sternball

A term used to describe questionable events, bullshit decisions, and retarded ref calls in the NBA that are no doubt overseen by Commissioner David Stern.

The fuck? A Lakers five-peat? Mah nigga, this is sternball in full effect...

by DeutscheBagge May 16, 2011

Steradent Soother

That fizzy feeling that a gent gets while receiving horatio from a more mature lady who has just relocated her dentures after a soak in Steradent. Aka Fizzy Jizzy

Roger gasped as Granny Smiths gums tickled his musket like popping candy. Afterwards he asked where she learned her wonderful technique. "That's not technique " she replied. "That's a Steradent Soother"

by assmasta February 19, 2015