Steelering

When an above average sports team continually loses exhibitions against drastically inferior opponents.

"Their steelering efforts ultimately caused them to miss the playoffs for a 3rd straight year."

by SoCalSteelerfan November 9, 2014

watermelon seller

a person who is aware of something, but chooses to either ignore it or lie about it; a lair or a fraud

comes from the saying that a watermelon seller does not know if the watermelon is ripe or not but promotes them regardless. it gained notoriety when it was attributed to the president of Turkey, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan who is described to be a crook and fraud.

Now lets talk about that 'watermelon seller' Erdogan, he sold me a basket of Apples knowing they'd be rotten on the inside.

by beluga_fish October 9, 2020

Friend Stealer

A total bitch who comes along hogging your best friend and is really annoying. Your friend likes them but you despise of them. They act like they are all innocent but you know that they are evil deep down.

"Wtf why are they together"
"She's a friend stealer"

by Honkyfoo May 5, 2016

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries

This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said

by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021

Peter Steele

The 6' 7" lead singer, bassist and composer for the Gothic metal band Type O Negative

Also see the band: Carnivore

Born in Brooklyn, New York

Known for his intelligent humour, deep voice and gargantuan, HUGE balls

"I wrote this next song on the toilet, that's why it sounds like shit"

I built myself a nice little cageWith bars of anger and a lock of rageI can't help asking Who's got the key?When I know damned well it's me -Peter Steele

by FuckYouYouFuckenFucks April 2, 2010

shellene

A boss ass bitch!

Look at that girl! She's a Shellene!! I wish I could be a Shellene 😩.

by Aheeihevrkidheveyebfidbduebwie February 23, 2015

Shelleying

Next-level skiving. Raising avoidance of the workplace to an art form.

When I woke up today, the heating was nearly half a degree out of whack, so I obviously had to some Shelleying. I told my boss I had hypothermia and was in the spa by 9.30.

A sustained campaign of Shelleying had enabled Simon to write his first novel, a six hundred page meditation on one man’s struggle with devastating haemorrhoids.

Person 1: “Man, I’ve not been in to work on a Friday for 15 years. I tell them I’m working from home, but I’ve totally cracked out the gin by mid-morning.”
Person 2: “Dude, that is some epic Shelleying.”

by Lancaster's Second Finest March 15, 2019