steamed clam

A variation of the Cleveland steamer, this is the act of defecating into a woman's vagina.

I'm going to humiliate your mother by giving her a steamed clam.

by Sauron_Himself December 1, 2006

steamed clam

When a female presses her genitalia against a window, to be viewed by onlookers on the other side. The female version of the 'pressed fruit bowl'.

Dude, you should have seen it. All the girls in the next car were flashing us, but Christy wanted to one-up them all, so she totally brought out the steamed clam!

by MerkXRTurbo April 15, 2008

Orlando Steamed Clam

When a lady has been in the saltwater all day and you eat her out in the sand then she doesn't clean herself and you eat the "leftovers" later in the day.

"Ooo Rachel I can't wait for dinner and some of your Orlando Steamed Clam."

by Justlindsayboo May 11, 2016

Steamed clam

Lesbian love act of dropping a hot steamy log into your girlfriends "clam"

My girlfriend prefers a steamed clam to plain old oral!

by Wahoopoo June 20, 2014

Steamed Clam

When a woman farts and it maneuvers itself towards the front and into her vagina so she ends up having to queef it out.

My wife ripped one and gave herself a Steamed Clam.

by jtrier1 April 28, 2023

cape cod clam steamer

The cape cod clam steamer, aka cccs, is a sex position. You go to cape cod, dig up some clams in the ocean, and then boil the by forcing them up your gf's vagina.

That cape cod clam steamer was piping hot

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

clam steamer

A person or thing which a woman finds arousing or otherwise sexually appealing.

"Woah, that guy's a real clam steamer!"
"Mmm, she's really steaming my clam..."

by KevBakesClams May 13, 2015