Stalkward

When someone reveals information about someone to their face that could only have been garnered via intensely following their activities on social networking sites. Nearly always potentially embarrassing for both parties.

Uhh...sorry how stalkward.

by kavdog June 1, 2010

Stalkward

The sensation of awkwardness that ensues upon running into an individual several times in the course of the day, without intending to, leading to the conclusion by the other party that you are stalking them.

1. "I hadn't seen Amy in weeks, and today I ran into her six times! It was stalkward, man!"

2. "So, I'd never met this guy before, but I've seen him like five times today, it's really stalkward!"

by cavecanem January 27, 2010

Sackward-facing manservant

1. Someone who is filthy/unclean and is owned by a fellow person of the same sex, inwhich he has to there bidding unquestionably.

2. A general insult to people with no friends, impliying they take it up the chuffer.

Also 'Manservant' is not to be confused with 'Manslag', as a manservant has no sex with the opposite sex.

"Leon is a right Sackward-facing manservant ."

"Yeah he loves it up the shitter!"

by jakeBow56 February 7, 2009

Stalkward

A word describing someone who awkwardly knows information about people they haven't met or don't know personally; someone who stalks people they "know of" and declares this information awkwardly to them.

Person 1: Hey, you know my cousin's wife's best friend's nephew's neighbor don't you?
Person 2: ...how do you know that?
Person 1: I saw you on facebook
Person 2: Wow you're so stalkward.

by bomchicabowwow September 7, 2010

slackward

neither forward nor backward, demanding as little effort as humanely possible

I am moving slackward today, doing as little as I can just to get by.

by slackmasterfive May 2, 2010

tawkward

One who is above average height and has the coordination of a baby fawn

Ross: Watch me drill this three pointer!

Matt: You just shot the ball over the backboard you tawkward fuck!

Ross: Whatever, I'm gonna be as good as Dirk Nowitzki one day

Matt: You already are

by BUSHROD December 23, 2013

shawkward

an event that is both surprising and uncomfortable simultaneously

I ran into my ex-girlfriend and her family yesterday while I was with my new girlfriend; it was shawkward.

by Michael Mervin September 12, 2009