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stateside

In the United States. If used by an American, the term generally sounds affected, designed to imply that the speaker/writer is a world traveler or an expatriate.
"It feels so weird being stateside again", sighed the student returning from her junior year abroad.
by jaqua May 6, 2006
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Statusi

People have a tendency to change their g-chat and facebook statusi way too often.
by HRH,Queenof Washington Heights January 20, 2009
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over statusing

When someone writes EVERYTHING that they are doing in their facebook/myspace status.
Bob: Dude I'm so sick of seeing Erica's statuses.

Mark: I know seriously. I don't want to hear about her every freaking moment.

Bob: I know. She's over statusing again.
by boredomoverrules June 9, 2009
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Spatulized

To be attacked by some form of culinary or kitchen utensil without a blade or sharpness of some sort.

The word originates from a spare of the moment tounge waggle and this fantastic word spilled out.
Oliver: "You're ugly."

Joshua: "Shut up or I'll spatulize you!"

or

Elisabeth: "That dude just spatulized me. I hate him"
by WittyBanter. August 9, 2009
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Instant Statusing

I was gonna call this hot broad on the phone, but I'm too nervous. I'll just start a conversation by instant statusing her.
by SSabatino97391 February 5, 2010
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Chain Statusing

1. The action of a person who updates their status on a social networking website far too often.

2. The practice of updating a social networking status with a funny status, then a less funny status, and so on, for approximately 4-5 status, until the final status contains no laughter. A reference to the "Chain Lightning" spell found in many video and computer games around 1990s and the first decade of the 21st century, wherein a lightning bolt strikes one target, then a second with decreased damage, and so on.
1. I thought she was really hot, until i added her as a facebook friend and discovered she was chain statusing about what was happening on The Hills every 35 seconds.

2. I am chain statusing my jokes today, hoping that the 3rd and 4th jokes will just seem funnier by association.
by LordIronfist December 21, 2009
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stateside

Refers to the United States side of the border.
I'm headed stateside this weekend so I can get my ass SHOT!
by GeeBee November 5, 2003
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