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Starmer Word Salad

The speaking art of talking without actually saying anything at all, to contradict yourself by saying one thing today, then flipping your position tomorrow and the day after, then again the day after that.

The ability to use words like "Laser focused", "Mission driven", "net Zero" or wishy washy non specific rubbery phrases like "We would negotiate" without actually saying what his limits are.

Or the endless flip-flop slogans

Another Future Is Possible
Under New Management
Secure, Protect, Rebuild,
A New Chapter for Britain
Stronger Together
Work, Care, Equality, Security
Security, Prosperity, Respect

On Your Side
Fairer, greener future
Build a better Britain

The art of creating a speech which is essentially word fog, that evaporates on the ether before it hits the ears, the ability to take an enthusiastic audience and have them phoning the Samaritans within 5 minutes of opening you mouth.
Sir Kid Starver was cheered onto the stage, a veritable plethora of meaningless verbiage ensued as the crowd first looked perplexed, started consulting a political thesaurus, moved to checking their fingernails, then looked nervously round the room to equally perplexed faces.

A hubub ran round the room, as correspondent after correspondent as phone came out, phoning the Samaritans for help as they gradually became ever more depressed, disillusioned, and desperate for help.

Back to the political news studio, a long broom hoves into view to poke a sleeping presenter who suddenly wakes up with a shock, "Err Peter, what's your take on Sir Kid Starver's speech?"

"Well Julia it was a classic Starmer word salad of non specific rubbery phrases from the Cuprinol man, a study in Mahogany by the country's greatest dullard"
by The Xmas Grinch August 6, 2023
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Keir Starmer

by Ghanghster May 9, 2024
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Kier starmer

A coniving, scheming, duplicitous, granny murdering, pension stealing little shit who is regrettably our Prime Minister
Have you seen what Kier Starmer has done now? He's so arrogant that he gives politicians a bad name
by Berty777 February 6, 2025
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Starmerism

The belief that the UK should belong to those not of UK ethnic descent
Kier believes in Starmerism
by The UN Security Council August 24, 2025
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Starmerism

Extreme economic conservatism and austerity, more NHS privatisation and cuts to public services. No change from at all from 14 years of Tory rule.
Starmerism is one of the worst ideologies, up there with Thatcher...same policies!
by ReplacedToriesWithRedTories August 20, 2024
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STARMER

A person harming their own country's interests. A disloyal person. A person who is detested by their country.
He was a right Starmer- nobody trusted him.
by Tell it right. September 1, 2025
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Keir Starmer

As boring as John Major and as honest as Boris Johnson. The establishment's choice for prime minister.
by ehnowthen July 13, 2024
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