ozone stargazing

while titty humping some bitch backwards, so that your anus is in the vacinity of her mouth. as you are about to reach climax, proceed to punch her in the stomach and simultaneously release fecal matter directly into her mouth.

i was out with Gina Lord and we were getting pie-eyed at Frank's house. She got so shnockered that i convinced her to let me titty fuck her. she asked me what i was doing facing that way and i said, "nothing but you are ozone stargazing!" and then i dropped huge anchor in her face.

by Lance Corporal Armstrong Furburger April 26, 2004

Stargazing

what you do when youre high with a bunch of friends. sand up spin aroung 15 times and then someone shines a flashlight right in yur face and you loose contol of your body.

tim: hey john, after that bowl do you wanna go stargazing?
john: OKAY!

by MEGA$EX October 4, 2008

Stargazing

Slang term for having sex

Friend 1: hey how was your date this weekend?
Friend 2: it was soooooo good! We went stargazing ALL NIGHT!!!

by notyouraveragejo April 7, 2021

Stargazing

Gazing into the twinkle of another man’s eyes as he fills you with his load

I was out stargazing with Aakash in the yard last night, was magical.

by o0strokes0o November 14, 2018

Stargazing

The act of responding to a message that was posted either way earlier in a conversation or an otherwise long time ago.

Derived from the premise of watching stars from very far away, where the light you see from them is billions years old and far from when it was originally sent in your direction.

John: "had some hella good pizza the other night" — 4 hours ago

John: "btw how did your game this evening go" — 3 minutes ago

Bella: "omg what kinda pizza was it" — a minute ago

John: "stop stargazing, Bella" — Now

by wetpudding January 10, 2022

Stargazing

Butterfly kisses to the booty hole.

Make sure you wipe yo ass before I go stargazing... miss me with that pink-eye shit!

by Ms. Martha March 20, 2019

Stargazing

The act of squatting over a mirror naked staring into you're starfish (anus) to the point of sexual arousal and eventually gratification

My wife came home early from work and caught me stargazing over the hall way mirrior. I wiped all the fog from it but she still made me throw it out, and I have a lot of explaining to do.

by The Dapper Gentleman October 23, 2019