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Stakeholders

A term widely used in the corporate environment usually by management or workers aspiring to be managers without any intelligence or sense of how stupid they sound.

Stakeholders is a term that usually accompanies other corporate buzz words such as "bandwidth', "paradigm", and "circle back". You generally will not hear words like "stakeholder" in social situations outside of work, yet for some reason, people feel compelled to use them at work just to increase their level of annoyance and stupidity.
Boss: Fred, when you get some bandwidth this morning, lets circle back and address the stakeholders of this project.

Fred: Shut the fuck up and quit acting like an idiot.

Boss: We must address the paradigm of your work ethic.
by Mr Hi October 3, 2011
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snakehole

when you poop in the toilet and the poop recedes into the the back of the toilet causing it to disappear from sight.
Whoah! I just took a giant shit and it snakeholed all the way to the back!
by natedog723 May 11, 2013
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emotional shareholder

Someone that is devoted to their sports team. They are sad when the team losses, happy when they win. Their mood depends on their team's status.
Nicole: We made it to the playoffs!! Hopefully we can make it to the World Series!

Josh: I hate people that refer to their sports team as “we.” It’s only appropriate if you are a shareholder.

Nicole: I am a shareholder. I am an emotional shareholder.

Caitlin: Ooh. She got you there, Josh.
by NicoleLF January 12, 2009
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Stachehole

1)Pertaining to that of a hairy anus. Usually in reference to a female.

2) A hairy anus.
" I was about to put it in her pooper, when to my amazement I discovered she had a stachehole!"

" The hair on the rim of her butt was purely eccentric! Now that's what I call a stachehole!"

" Not even King-Kong would be able to grow a stachehole as vast as hers."
by Ardent Boober March 7, 2010
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starhole

Starhole is another word for your anus.
" I gave her the "shocker" by inserting two fingers in her box and one in her starhole, and she loved it!!"
by KarenLess November 20, 2004
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Smarthole

n. One who obnoxiously asserts his/her intellectual superiority. Conjoinder of 'smartarse' and 'arsehole'.
"Who rammed a stick up your arse, smarthole?"
by El Farmerino September 16, 2005
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Barf out your Starhole

To take a greasy runny shit with explosive force. This usually occurs after a hard night of drink and consumption of substandard foods such as Taco Bell, or 7-11 Burritos.

Also known as

1) You asshole yelling at the toilet
2) The Technicolour fart
3) Taking a 12
You drank so much last night and went to McDonalds, this morning your probably gonna "Barf out your Starhole" 4 times.
by Slapvanwolla October 7, 2009
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