Starbucking

The act of mumbling a name at Starbucks and seeing what they come up with on your cup. A Starbucks employee is trained to never get your name correctly, so Starbucking a great exercise for both the employee and the customer. PRO TIP: For an upgraded experience, incorporate a word that sounds like curse word or dirty word.

Jason got an Americano and today his Starbucking name was Merderfel. Yesterday it was Blumpkimp.

NOVICE VERSION Ex:
Employee, "Okay, and what is your name?"
Customer, "Merfluksjahgi"
Employee, "Merfolgi?"
Customer, "Yes."
Onlooking best friend, "Nice Starbucking, Mefolgi."
*High five*

PRO VERSION:
Employee, "And your name?"
Customer, "Mdhfstittyish"
Employee, "Madtitish?"
Customer, "Yes."
Onlooking best friend, "You worked in titty. That's a pro Starbucking."
*Super dope, rehearsed best friends hand shake*

by pat_vann January 9, 2015

Starbucking

Copying the Starbucks™ business-model all across the World on an unprecedented level. Startup companies that has copied the franchise-scheme of Starbucks coffeehouse (small vendors/ neat outlook/ gourmet catering...), are now called 'Startbucks'!

Also, university classes called 'Starbucks studies' are now being taught at some colleges across the United States, too!

Starbucking is so popular in Third-World countries like India and China that these countries started their own carbon-copy Starbucks (complete with that famous green logo), but the Starbucks company is going to open nearly 100 franchise outlets in India by the end of 2007 in retaliation!

by hammer---;, hytham May 15, 2007

starbucking

The act of filling a disposable starbucks coffee cup with an alcoholic beverage for the purpose of drinking in public.

I told the bouncer it was just a coffee but I was totally starbucking.

by definerrecliner December 15, 2014

starbucking

*verb; the act of going to starbucks

K: Where are they?

A: Oh, I think they are starbucking right now.

K: We should starbuck sometime!

A: I know, we haven't starbucked in forever.

by aaroneous January 21, 2008

starbuxting

The act of drinking coffee and texting while driving.

sandy was so busy starbuxting on her way to work this morning, she told me she doesn't remember the drive to work.

by rileyriley February 23, 2010

Starbing

Starving for a long period of time and then just eating a blueberry to calm yourself

Man I am sooo hungry, i could pass out.

Go eat a blueberry, calm down.

Yea I was starbing.

by bmoe17 July 23, 2011

Starbucking

Starbucking: (v) to meet with others at high-priced, non-alcoholic beverage retailers for random, comfy-couch conversation and people-watching

Hey (insert friend's name)... I feel like Starbucking, wanna come?

by Gramr Qween October 27, 2011