Stanton

Stanton, Noun.

1) Someone who is above average in intelligence.

2) Someone who uses / appreciates High Brow humor.

3) Someone who has multiple unaccredited doctorates

-That guy just set the curve again, he is such a Stanton.
-That guy enjoys intellectual humor that doesn't always involve a punch line, he is such a Stanton
-That guy has an unaccredited doctorate in homo-sexual philosophy from Harvvard University with two V's, he is such a Stanton.

by Corneliusbear December 19, 2007

Stanton

A small town in Orange County, California known for motels, meth heads, and bums. The more north you go down highway 39 the shittier it gets.

DRIVING THRU RALLY'S IN ANAHEIM

Me: Dad, there's so many Tweakers here, where are we?
Dad: Son, we're in Stanton
Me: Stanton? This is more like Zombieland almost!!

by Raven Cristophl June 5, 2020

Jason Stanton

most amazing guy in the world.

jim: dude that guy gave his girlfriend flowers for no reason!
tim: he's such a jason stanton.

by haleycole (: October 9, 2008

lauren stanton

A money hungry whore who uses her child as a weapon

She won't allow her ex to see his kid cause she's bitter she's such a lauren Stanton

by Truthhurtsbitches1234567890 October 14, 2019

Stanton

verb, synonym; to fuck "it" up directly pertaining to the attraction of the opposite sex.

Dude, Andy was chatting to this delicious bitty the other night, when he accidentally threw an entire beverage over one of them. Nigga totally Stantoned.

by twotoTandy March 26, 2008

Stantonesque

(adv. or adj.) A philosophical or profound thought, often characterized by its intellectual superiority. Only applicable to individuals of MENSA-proportion intellect. Also, incredibly strong or manly and is attributed to things that require heightened levels of testosterone; however, the term is not generally applied to athletic activities. Synonym is beastly

Man, that was a completely Stantonesque comment!

Dude, you just scaled Mount Everest in three hours? How Stantonesque!

by BranHo February 10, 2010

Giancarlo Stanton

Baseball player known as a Yankee and former Marlin

There’s Giancarlo Stanton!

by UrbanSteel July 2, 2018