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frank stallone

A maneuver involving at least two individuals, a glass table, and a freshly pinched loaf. One person lays underneath the table while the other deposits said loaf onto the table top.

Origins: Frank Stallone (Wordly brother of Sly Stallone) apparently pulled this little ditty at the Playboy mansion in a cocaine fueled romp. No word whether he was on top or underneath.
"Dude, i caught a siiiiick frank stallone last night from my lady."
by Tim Merrit July 5, 2006
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stallone's law

Stallone's Law states that (when guns are involved, usually) 1 man has better chances of killing 20 men than 20 men killing 1.

This refers to poorly-written action movies where pursuers of the movie's heroine have terrible aim and don't hit the main character, but instead hit surrounding metal objects so that a cool spark effect can ensue.
Person 1: "This movie is retarded, how come those stereotypical movie bad guys with the leather jackets and the foreign accents can't hit the main character? They seem to do perfectly fine hitting the stairs and the metal railing.."

Person 2: "Because he's a loose-cannon cop who plays by his own rules, bitch."
by Skeeter McDougal August 10, 2005
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stallone cut

A pile of ugly meat, with veins of tangy mayo, and a thin skin of sweaty, pinkish cheese is drawn tightly over it all.

Invented by Brad Neely.
Do you even know what the stallone cut is, lil' dawg?
by iMax_ January 8, 2009
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Stallone

A catholic redemption story about a bullied, weak and fragile boy with a weird mother; who grew up, buffed up (steroids), and made shit films that were excessively violent to vent the fustrations of his heavy past.
Angry boy: "I'm so mad I could just do a Stallone.
by Tels Mibsons December 31, 2010
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sylvester stallone

Great actor, has done some great movies in his time such as the Rocky series, Cliffhanger, Demolition Man and who could forget Rambo, those are just some of his movies. Although a good actor he seems to be shrinking, don't ask me I just tell it like it is. Birth complications, caused by forceps, resulted in paralysis of the lower left side of his face, manifested by a perennial snarl and slurred speech. Most noticeable when he is yelling.
Sylvester Stallone is a good actor but I have no fucking clue why he was in spy kids 3.
by Oz January 17, 2005
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Stallone's

Derived from the Stallone movie "Cliffhanger", having boogie hanging from the nasal passages. Can also refer to poop that refuses to release itself from the anus.
I had some nasty Stallone's hanging from my ass, so I wiped it on the bathroom wall.
by Cliffhanger December 14, 2008
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Sylvester Stallone

Ex Porn Star, turned actor, turned has-been actor.

Seriously... he and Barbara Streisand were in a porn flick together called the "Italian Stallion". But you probably won't find this movie around anymore, as Sly and Barb spent alot of moolah getting every copy destroyed once they became famous.

My favorite part of the movie was when he slapped her in the side of the head for scraping her teeth on his yogurt slinger while she was giving him a bj.
Before Rocky, Sylvester Stallone was a porn star.
by Alfie The Horndog September 19, 2007
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