stalinist purge

A complete and utter eradication of undesirable contents

I just finished a stalinist purge of my facebook friends and exiled the shitty ones to myspace.

by clusterphobic September 11, 2011

Stabenism

Literally: "Treat others and expect to be treated in return."

A cycle, a revolution. An orbit of treating people. Once you treat another, it will be coming back to you.

"I treated my friend earlier this week, so this weekend I got an unexpected treat when i didn't even expect it. Classic case of Stabenism right there."

by Maxwell Stabens May 4, 2009

stanism

The belief that all living and non-living things are simply representations of one central being called STAN and that love and freedom can unite all representations. Believers often call themselves 'stanites' or 'stanists'.

Stanism keeps me from getting my homework finished. I just can't see the point in becoming anything else when we're all the same thing anyway!

by The Council of the 13 December 16, 2010

Stalinium

Sloped, depleted, glued, bent, twisted, consumed, and shitted out by Stalin himself and whacked together with a hammer and sealed with vodka metal, that is capable of bouncing any and all tank shells from 1939-1951

Jesus dude the russian bias is so stronk. This Stalinium is inpenetrable!

by Stalin himself September 12, 2017

Stalinium

An element from the periodic table of awesome. The only known source comes from the blood of Josef Stalin. 1000 times more radioactive than radium.

Discovered in 2006 by Spicer.

"Stalinium, found only in Stalin's blood, is the reason Stalin is the epitomy of awesome."

by mark_oo00 May 15, 2006

Satinism

A new religion that worships the divine fabric... Satin. Not Satan and all of that bullshit, but SATIN. The church of satin is decorated with satin draping all around the walls, the congregation and priest dresses in satin robes, and the priest just talks about satin, and probably uses a lot of fabric related puns.

It is formed mostly just to confuse radical conservative Christians who will inevitably mistake it for satanism. It'd be the next best parody religion to pastafarianism.

"The priest at the church of satinism gave a long sermon about how our creator satin fabricated us into existence..."

by LordHarambe8789 November 22, 2016

Stallinium

Stallinium is a very powerful substance that all of the people born in Soviet Russia have since birth.It fuels Soviet citizens with fanatic nationalism and a extraordinary amount of strength and adrenaline.However,it can also be very very deadly.If any foreigner such as a german tries to drink,inject,or use any other method o getting the substance in his or her body, it can result in very devastating affect.This includes the victims brain slowly frying away for an hour with incredible and excruciating pain until he or she dies.Another is by cutting the patents body with a knife carving out portraits of the soviet leaders,most notably Stalin.In fact there is nor cure for it.
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Doctor:I'm sorry to have to say this.....
Mother:*whimpering/sobbing*WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM! PLEASE TELL ME!!!*crying intensifies*
Dad:Please, we need to know PLEASE!!!
Doctor:I'm afraid your son has a severe case of............Stallinium
*family starts crying and intinsifying their sorrow*

by pudo433 July 25, 2016