1. the Detroit Lions starting Quarterback for the past 11 years
2. being the only Person in a group project/any group activity wo cares for the outcome.
2. being the only Person in a group project/any group activity wo cares for the outcome.
Martha Ford: Should we get defenders on our team?
Bob Quinn: No need Martha, we have Matthew Stafford. He’ll put up 30 points every game.
Bob Quinn: No need Martha, we have Matthew Stafford. He’ll put up 30 points every game.
by Cantguardme035 May 7, 2020
Get the Matthew Staffordmug. The acceptance of ones standards in women lowering due to the best of a scarce female population being less than what you would accept in another location.
This syndrome does accept however, that there may be the occasional girl who meets, or exceeds a personal standard, but is unavailable.
This syndrome does accept however, that there may be the occasional girl who meets, or exceeds a personal standard, but is unavailable.
by Mark April 21, 2005
Get the Stafford Syndromemug. A place that is, in fact, three places. There is the center, full of commerce. The middle ring has the normal, suburban living. The outer ring is a waste land, which few venture to. Most living there have careers elsewhere and commute or support the infrastructure that the commuters live on. It's a dull place, where teenagers are either having sex or are completely bored out of their minds. Adults plan to retire there. Fredricksburg students who want a hope for the future generally transfer to Stafford County High Schools.
by Sixten Thomson October 24, 2006
Get the Stafford Countymug. To take a shit at either a public convenience or in somebody else's house, rather than hold it in and just go when you get home because it's fucking rancid.
Doing a Stafford often takes such a long time that others will notice your absence from whatever social situation you have decided that shitting is more important than.
Doing a Stafford often takes such a long time that others will notice your absence from whatever social situation you have decided that shitting is more important than.
(When sitting in a cafe with friends)
- Sam's been gone for ages, what's taking him so long?
- He's probably doing a Stafford.
(When friends are over at one's house and party rules are being decided)
- No going in my parents' room, no smoking indoors, no doing a Stafford, no vomiting on the carpet
- Sam's been gone for ages, what's taking him so long?
- He's probably doing a Stafford.
(When friends are over at one's house and party rules are being decided)
- No going in my parents' room, no smoking indoors, no doing a Stafford, no vomiting on the carpet
by fryson August 3, 2010
Get the doing a Staffordmug. The process of creating faecal matter in a toilet within a building in which one is a guest. Includes public places such as shopping centres and restaurants.
-Stan's been gone a while, I thought he'd only gone to the toilet
-Well, that could mean only one thing; he's doing a Stafford
-That's vile, you always wait until you get home and go in your own toilet
-Well, that could mean only one thing; he's doing a Stafford
-That's vile, you always wait until you get home and go in your own toilet
by Stan Stappord. December 8, 2010
Get the doing a Staffordmug. de Stafford is a fucking awful school in Caterham full of miserable pricks, TicTac (aka, Mr Kelly) and sexy man Mr Hogg
by suckmyprick October 9, 2019
Get the De Staffordmug. One look from him can make your stomach feel like butterflies high on steroids. He's like the prince in a "Happily Ever After Book" that doesn't know he's one and words like kind, funny, and smart aren't going to cut it.
by sunshine 123 June 12, 2017
Get the ben staffordmug.