Stainable

Adjective. A person is attractive enough to warrant printing out a copy of their picture, masturbating to it, and in spraying it with ejaculate stain the image beyond all recognition. In rare cases the individual being stained may be so stainable that the ruined pictures are gathered, proffesionally bound, and kept for sunday afternoon parousing.

Oh my god, check out the snoods on that bitch over there.

Jesus christ, she's stainable!

by Zithers November 22, 2009

stanable

when a person is able to be staned because they are amazing. when you can stan a person.

Ariana Grande is so stanable because she is so talented and hot.

by yamsshq April 19, 2021

stabbage

Stabbage is the act of stabbing someone/somepeople but about ten times over.

"STABBAGE!", Simon shouted, whilst on his daily rampage.

by Smin0 May 19, 2005

stabble

Stubble that stabs.

"Wait a day before you kiss me again, honey - your stabble is attacking me!"

by Kevxander February 21, 2009

stabble

Something to excuse somebody coughing. Like bless-you for a cough. commonly misread as 'stabbie'

Callum - *cough cough*
Maddi - 'Stabble'
Callum - 'Cheers'

by iddam March 1, 2008

flat stackables

paper money

Martha look at all these flat stackables. I'm a gunna buy me a right nice double wide trailer. -jeb

by woody May 25, 2003

food stampable

Able to be purchased with food stamps

Because it has "nutrition facts" and not "supplemental facts" it is food stampable, so I'll use my food stamps to buy it.

by Tazsylfan December 20, 2022