Staff

When you step on a fish and it spits things

Im gonna go do a Staff

Staff by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005

staff

consisting of 4 girls who claim that "we don't run" but "we run shit". In truth, these girls are nothing more than alcoholic cheerleaders.

While staff throws good parties, they are a lot of drama.

staff by the blonde December 28, 2005

STAFF

Synonymous with the word idiot. They typically have trouble reading, doing anything with even the smallest amount of common sense, and ultimately belong in a special education classroom.

"Dude these EI staff are terrible."
"Yeah except for Michael, he's alright."
"Still though, what a joke."

STAFF by FideIias February 9, 2021

Staff

a really long shlong with a big commie dongles

Angrily, jessica ordered Jeffery to whip out his staff.

Staff by Sigfiglover June 2, 2023

Staff

Definition 1:
A beautiful and amazing dog. It's an amazing family dog too. It's also known as Staffy or Staff Ordshire Bullterrier. They are very strong, the males are often stronger but some females are so strong they look like males (like my dog).

Definition 2:
An employee (someone who works at a store or restaurant.

person 1: Yooo, is that a staff??
Person 2: It does look like it, it's a strong one too.

Boss/manager: Gather the staff, we're having a meeting.
Staff: Aight, boss.

Staff by yellowwater40 June 9, 2023

Staff Meeting 

A genteel request for sex that can be made in public.

She: You available for a staff meeting this evening?
He: Yes, I'll bring Peter.

Staff Meeting by Ebullient Gideon July 1, 2011

Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster 

Someone who is unbelievably manly; an incredibly manly man.

"Dude, Ian just had sex with my mom while beating up your childhood hero!"

"Man, that guy is a fucking Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster!"

Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster by The Breakaway October 14, 2009