St. Augustine Apple Toss

When drunk as fuck at a local hotel pool, one is tired of the apple he has halfway eaten. He then decides to toss the half eaten apple in the pool.

After tossing the apple, the apple culprit walks through a puddle of piss on his way to the bathroom.

The next morning at breakfast, the apple is still floating in the same spot as the night before.

Maxwell: Yo man, after your done with that apple I want a bite.

John: Aight man... SPLASH!!! Oops, I just did the St. Augustine apple toss.

Maxwell: What the fuck did you do that for man? I wanted some of that apple.

by Grinnell March 31, 2008

St Augustine

Nation's oldest city. Historic, beautiful, tourist-y... gorgeous beaches, bayfront, historic buildings, "hauntings", ghost tours, horse and carriage, Casa Monica, Flagler College.

St Augustine is also known as St. Auggie doggie!

by Saridavis October 17, 2008

St augustines

A school well known for black student in Blackbrook, St.Helens.

'Hey, i went too St augustines yesterday, i saw this guy called Josh green, he's so black.'

by Lewis heaton February 25, 2010

St. Augustine Big Whale

An act of love making that requires some heavy lifting. While in St. Augustine, a rather large women (preferably 250lb+) approaches you with an offer to "do the dirty", as they say, back at her place. You then pursue a counter offer and immediately take her to the closest pier. Once there, it is important to stay as close to the edge of the pier for optimal results. You proceed in the act of love making and midway through when enough strength and muscle is gathered, you thrust and push with all your might as she plummets off the side. Make your way as quick as possible to the edge in order to see the rare splash of a "big whale" that very few people witness.

- " How was your weekend, man?"
- " Dude, I made my way down to St. Augustine and got approached with an offer I couldn't refuse."
- " Say it ain't so, you.... pulled off the St. Augustine Big Whale?"
- " Sure did, it brought a tear to my eye."

by St. Augustine Big Whale May 12, 2014

St. Augustine Prep

An overpriced school in Richland NJ. Parents send their kids there to recieve a good "education" and for the "brotherhood". More penis' have been drawn inside this school then in any other institution in America. The alleged "Dick Bandit" drew dicks on cieling tiles, tests, walls, lockers, and even drew an 18 foot mack daddy along-side one of the traielrs. May "dick Bandit" or "Boner Bandit" be forever remembered. The education at St. Augustine is mainly a joke. Freshman and Sophomore years are a little challenging, but the second half of H.S. is a joke. I havent taken any notes since November. Also, the prized "Richland Rowdies" are dying, seniors go to games and maybe two other kids. The Prep is going down the tube thats for sure. The glory days that my brother told me have forever passed. Such things as cookie time and the reverred "Gauntlet". One of the priests keeps a dog who has to be about 18 or 19 years old. You can see her brain when she waddles on by. The teachers at the Prep are excellent, but mainly fradulent. Especially the teacher of Accounting and Finance. He sucks himself offon a daily basis One of the greatest teachers at the Prep would have to be a Louis Renzulli. The Man.

jaunt stain money fresh St. Augustine Prep

by Freds Fat Vaginaa March 26, 2010

St. Augustin Catholic School

School full of homosexual children, only attend this school if you want the worst learning experience of your life. The faculty licks up on deez ballz.

I love St. Augustin Catholic School

by Thicc nugg November 3, 2021

St augustines boarding

Full of sexy cunts. They are all incest. Everyone gets with each other just like family. The boys are hella gay and fuck each other all the time. Bumholes........

Hey man do you go to st augustines boarding school cause you seem kinda gay!

by Gaykid1w34 February 24, 2021