A man that
1. Has hidden, but explosive lust for his female "platonic" friends.
2. Possesses mannerisms similar to that of an African
American, partaking in the use of African
American Vernacular English, with terms including but not limited to "n*****", "cuh" and "
finna".
3. Applies cantu curling cream at 5 AM every morning without fail to spruce up his "characteristic" curls