Squirtistics

A term originating from the app ifunny, meaning the measurements of a woman’s squirt, or how far she can squirt

Woman:exists
Ifunnier:the squirtistics, Now!

by Plinplinplon\[T]/ June 12, 2021

Squirtism

To be squirted on heavily by a woman that makes it be like a baptism.

Heat: Did you hear what happened to Dikky?
Pork: Yeah, he had got a Squirtism from all the women.
Heat: He's a legend bro.

by Mcdikkyyy November 13, 2022

squirtgiment

offbrand version of "splatoon", because "splatton" combines "splat" and "platoon", while squirtgiment combines "squirt" and "regiment"

bro: can't wait for squirtgiment 2763
splatoon fan: sybau

by mrbeast539275 July 27, 2025