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Squirtistics

A term originating from the app ifunny, meaning the measurements of a woman’s squirt, or how far she can squirt
Woman:exists
Ifunnier:the squirtistics, Now!
by Plinplinplon\[T]/ June 12, 2021
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Squirtism

To be squirted on heavily by a woman that makes it be like a baptism.
Heat: Did you hear what happened to Dikky?
Pork: Yeah, he had got a Squirtism from all the women.
Heat: He's a legend bro.
by Mcdikkyyy November 13, 2022
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squirtgiment

offbrand version of "splatoon", because "splatton" combines "splat" and "platoon", while squirtgiment combines "squirt" and "regiment"
bro: can't wait for squirtgiment 2763
splatoon fan: sybau
by mrbeast539275 July 27, 2025
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