squiff

A mixture of skew and whiff (skew-whiff)

The data you gave me is a bit squiff

by mrvautin November 9, 2011

squiff

Similar to a square or geek, sometimes called a "boffin" (particularly in Minehead). Possibly confined to Taunton in Somerset.

"What you do your homework for, you f*cking squiff???"

by Hol September 11, 2004

squiff

To draw in and exhale marijuana smoke from a one-hitter or a "urban camouflaged" cigarette lookalike crack pipe. Must be done in public in a very covert manner.

Yo Bro, you wanna squiff on here?

by Al Dog January 19, 2005

squiff

Dispute, disagreement or misunderstanding in a relationship.

She was upset because we had a squiff.

by providan December 24, 2006

squiff

skew, when referring to an individual's sexual preferance.

That homo is squiff as a carebear!

by worm September 19, 2003

Jackin Squiff

A slang term reffering to the act of sexual intercourse. Or the act of hijacking vagina.

"Dude, you smell like ass, have you been jackin squiff"?

by J Langley November 23, 2006

chicken squiff

chicken squiff also known as chickens quiff originates from the minds of warped and crazed individuals known as nichola heywood and kimberley walsh this means that we dont understand the way of the english language and were highly amused to find two words when put together can bring laughter to our lives.

the quiff of a chicken or "see that chicken its all squiff" or "see that chicken squiff" or "look at that chickens quiff"

by mikmitcin May 18, 2011