Square head

Ethan: Do I have a square head

Elijah: Yea dude, your jawline is non existent

Ethan: shut up
by Bathing Grape August 15, 2018
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Square head

In marketing circles, a square head title is often given to the marketing manager. The size of the square head metaphorically grows in relation to the responsibility in the company.
" Hey kirsty, what do you think of out manager"

"He's such a square head, typical marketing manager!"
by jdgy657 September 27, 2011
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square head

someone who follows the rules all the time and generally has no fun. Someone who associates with these guidelines to the fullest extent probably has a literal square head, because it is filled with no fun. Also, they tend to stink.
Schmill Connor has such a square head. all he does is follow the rules and has no fun in his life. I cant even eat around him because of his odorous smell and his lack of fun.
by BrettEvatt November 16, 2017
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Square Head

Basically WillNE. He has the BIGGEST SQUARE HEAD.
by corbynfucktart May 09, 2020
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square head

A person with the birth defect known as square headedness. It affects them for the rest of their lives, for example they cant put on normal t-shirts and they must tesolate to spawn mre of their evil ofspring.
It results in lack of mates and widespread piss taking.
They will suffer for the rest of their sorry excuses for lives, they have no social lives and so have nothing better to do other than revise and get good marks.
1: hey look that kids got a sqaure head!
2: oh yeah what a freak......(chanting) square head, square head
1: oi ur a freak go and sand ur edges
mark(the square):honestly im not that square headed!
1 and 2:well u r u utter freak with no mates go and tesolate with another square!!
by SHU (Square Haters Union) November 30, 2006
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square head

German person, reference to WWII nazi soldiers helmets.
'have you met Jurgen?'
'who? oh, the square head....'
by geemeister November 19, 2004
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Square Head

square·head/ˈskwe(ə)rˌhed/

Definition 1.

A REALLY UGLY, Misfit who has a square shaped head and is hideous. Usually these natives love Tortillas and can't speak English right. They don't know how to write a single sentence in English, even though most of all they don't make any fricken sense!!
Also when they speak English, you still can't understand them because they mumble. These Natives are also very kind but they don't know how to socialize with American Society even though, they have been living there ever since they were so young.

Definition 2:

An UGLY Mexican with a square head who is kind but doesn't get the big clue that you don't want to date them and they end up stalking you. He isn't attractive nor decent.. hes pretty ugly not even his niceness makes up for it. I'm sorry. We have VERY LITTLE hope he will find someone up to his league but it is slowly fading away.
EX 1:

Sqaure head: Hi

Person: Hey!

Square Head: hmmm... mhmhmfgmmfmmsmdfd baaaaa

Person: ....What?

Sqaure head: TORTILLA

EX 2:

Girl one: Did Square head ask you out again?

Girl two: Yeah I told him that I didn't like him like that. I don't think he heard me, or hes oblivious. So now he stalks me.

EX 3:

Person 1: *Eating something*

Person 2: "Sqaure head said hi to me today"

Person 1: HEY! I'M FRICKEN EATING HERE.
by An Errant Soul November 13, 2011
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