snodgepocker

snodgepocker (snodj pock er) NOUN. An annoying but endearing creature. Or is it endearing but annoying? Either way, you want to smack them, but can't because they are too Goddamned cute.

Like the cutest, fluffiest little kitten who keeps climbing up your legs and back with his needle-sharp claws to sit on your shoulder and purr.

Her- "How did he get stuck inside the piano?"
Him- "How? He's a hedgehog, that's what they do, look for dark places to curl up and sleep. And take a crap."
Her- "HE CRAPPED INSIDE MY PIANO!?"

(He pulls him out of the piano).

Him- "Sorry about that. Yeah, in't he a cute little snodgepocker?"
Her- "Ohhh... look at that little nosie!"
Him- "So... should we keep him, or call the Humane Society?"
Her- "He's making little piggy noises! We can't just give him away!"
Him- "So, what do you want to name him?"
Her- "Fluffy. Either Fluffy, or Shithead."
Him- "Welcome to the family, Shithead."
Her- "Can I hold him?"
Him- "Get your own damn hedgehog."

(she stands, staring.)

Him- "Shouldn't you be cleaning the shit out of your piano?"
Her- "I changed my mind about his name. I think he's more of a Fluffy."
Him- "Fluffy it is. Welcome to the family, Fluffy."
Her- "From now on, YOU'RE the one I'm calling Shithead."
Him- "There you go, sweet talkin' me again."
Her- "Just hand over the goddam hedgehog, Shithead."
Him- "OK. Here. Careful."

(He puts the hedgehog in her hands).

Her- "OW! Ow! What the fuck?! I am bleeding! You little fucker!"
Him- "The spines are sharp."
Her- "Ja think!?"
Him- "I told you to be careful."
Her- "He's grunting! What does that mean?"
Him- "It means he's hungry. I'll get him some food."
Her- "Oh, no you're not. I'M getting Fluffy's food. Aren't I , Fluffy? Fluffy says yes."
Him- "I'm coming along."
Her- "No, Fluffy says that Mr. Shithead should stay here to clean Fluffy's crap out of my piano. Doesn't he? Yesss he does."
Him- (grumbling) "Fucking hedgehog always takes her side."

by Maxhole June 23, 2009

stodge

Something sort of heavy and thick in the way of food, often devoid of any real nutritional content. Used often in Britain (for obvious reasons).

Bloke 1: "I say, Wallace, one can receive a free Pudsey Bear from the offer on the back of this ReddiBrek oatmeal box."
Bloke 2: "ReddiBrek tastes like sawdust; I'm not eating that stodge."

by pyrex_fish April 17, 2006

smodge

smoking but also depressed. It's very similar to sadge, which is sad and also depressed. Don't ask where the 'dge' ending came from, because I don't know either. It's another part of the twitch language.

When your favorite twitch streamer says smodge, and everyone is like, "don't u mean sadge?" xD xD xD

by PkmnUnit3isG January 4, 2022

Skodged

Its when your in the restroom and you hear a sound coming from the walls and you look closer and realize your uncle Brad is looking at you and the you welcome Brad in the restroom and have a holy jolly time.

Me: "poop noises" mmmm
Wall: "picture sounds"
Me: What is that noise !
Brad: replies "Nobody "
Me : classic Brad, you know your welcome in the restroom with me anytime

God: Ooooo can I join too

Me: of coarse you can silly

Narrator: And then they lived happily ever after

Skodged

by SKODGED? November 21, 2019

Toomed her stoops for the gaudy sodgers

A hard dicking while having Culloden's third movement, Finale playing.

Ezekiel: I heard Micheal toomed her stoops for the gaudy sodgers last Friday.

Amos: How do you know?
Ezekiel: I could hear Culloden's III movement coming from upstairs, and it felt like a mini earthquake in my apartment.

Amos: Oh yeah... then she definitely got her stoops toomed.

by MulattoTech April 20, 2017

buggid o' scodge

Variant of "bucket of scotch" coined by Dave Sim, creator of Cerebus; the name of a comic book and the eponymous character. Used when wanting to get drunk while sick.

Therebus wanths a buggid o' scodge!

by fort-d March 5, 2009

Smodge

To smoke a cigarette. A question. An answer. A noun. A verb. An exclamation.

Smodge? Smodge. Smodge!

I am smodging.

by miss.krys May 1, 2009