Spunkface

A good looking man or woman. One so good looking that you would either spunk on her face or let him spunk on your face.

Fucking hell this place is full of spunkfaces!

That guy is a real spunkface!

by Lolllajam February 11, 2010

spunkfest

Loads of stiff cocked gentlemen ejaculating at the same time most commonly observed at an orgy or a group of teenagers gathering to watch filth smug whilst skiving school.

Lets all skive and go round garys drum,watch filth and have a spunkfest.

by Cifco July 28, 2015

spunkbarge

A woman who is capable of holding a vast quanity of seminal fluid, regardless of what orifice said seminal fluid is deposited inside of.

My god, that woman can take a whole load of meat inside her! She's such a fuckin' spunkbarge!

by Qelqoth October 9, 2006

Spunktastic

Something or someone worthy of being the subject of a person's oneristic tendencies. Something or someone worth wanking over.

"Her baps are spunktastic"

by Machtzu October 18, 2004

Spunkface

A person who likes to chugg on cock and reap the creamy reward like a complete slut.

"Yo brian you momma is a cock hungry spunkface."

"Fuck you spunkface, your not getting anymore jizz out of me."

by Chilled Messiah July 14, 2004

Spunkard

A woman/man who is addicted to the taste/consistency of spunk.

Susan, a known spunkard, was seen eating cock at the company luncheon. Robert, our Staff Manager, was heard to exclaim "Looks like we've really landed the Johnson account!"

by Robert Cuntree March 8, 2009

Spunkgargleweewee

A term used to describe bland clones and unimaginative works in media.

This game is just another Spunkgargleweewee churned out for the masses.

by Dauntless Design Studio November 27, 2012