Spuddy

Very short hair, almost to the point of being bald

Person A: Did you see Joes new haircut?
Person B: Yeah, Its so spuddy.

by ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLJIHGFEDCBA September 16, 2017

Spuddy

A mannerism )or collection of mannerisms) unique to an individual that other people may find subtlety nauseating.

He is so ‘spuddy’, - especially the way he slides his middle finger through the handle of his mug before ‘spuddily’ slurping on his cuppa.

by Olders April 27, 2019

spuddy

masterbation

"im going for a spuddy lad"

by loftus59 March 3, 2009

spuddy

Short and fat, or thick.

Spuddy toes are ugly.

by Larstait November 15, 2003

Spuddy

/spəd-dī/ A combination of the words “stupid” and “buddy”. May occur intentionally or unitentionally when chatting when friends, insulting others, or when under the influence of certain substances. Generally underused.
Person 1: *Visibly angered* Man, you’re real spuddy right now.
Person 2: What the fuck is spuddy?
Person 1: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Person 1: *Visibly angered* Man, you’re real spuddy right now.
Person 2: What the fuck is spuddy?
Person 1: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by succles February 1, 2018

spuddy buddy

Person with whom you share your leftover french fries.

Ugh, look how many fries they gave me! I'm going to wind up giving half of these to my spuddy buddy.

by bananananabobecky May 30, 2018

Spuddy Juddy

A Spuddy Juddy is a man who's head is naturally shaped like a Potato.

Not just a bald person, but someone who's head actually looks like the delicious Chip Creator.

aye up, have you seen Spuddy Juddy? his head is certainly Potato-like.

by Chocolate Wrists October 22, 2018