When a guy spanks or slaps another person with semen on his hand - i.e. just after masturbating.
This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.
This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.
"John was being a real douche last night, so I jerked it to a picture of his girlfriend and then spunked him in his sleep."
"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."
"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."
by CornellHatesMe April 17, 2009
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So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself
by BTEC Roadman January 12, 2020
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When you have reached the vinegar stroke, and pumped beyond profusely.
To cum.
When you have reached the vinegar stroke, and pumped beyond profusely.
To cum.
I was laid in bed imagining Joyce choking on my salty bell last night.
I beat my meat so hard that I spunked up all over.
I beat my meat so hard that I spunked up all over.
by themadaxeman February 14, 2012
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Get the strunked mug.Having a blob of semen striking ones face. Or the art of shooting a wad of man juice into someones face.
Man this chick was giving me head and I pulled it out and 'splunked' her.
Man poor bitch got splunked.
Man poor bitch got splunked.
by Mack P Silk September 27, 2005
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