sprooter

An adjective. Used to describe an individual that exhibits signs of extreme fucktardness

Fuck sake Suraaj, stop licking the window ya fucking sprooter

by keeeeeman August 9, 2016

Trouser sprouts

Pubic hair. Can be refering to a male or female.

Man, I would have gone all the way with her. But her trouser sprouts were out of control.

by J-Marq June 26, 2008

Sploaters

Rims that are a cross between floaters and spinners. They must be at least 22". They consist of a rim with a floating liner and a spinner on top.

The whole rim is heavy, expensive, and complex, yet completes the package for any whip, scrayper, or donk.

"Check out the spoaters on that lifted donk! They must be 26"!"

"There are so many youtube videos of sploaters now."

"Niggas be hatin cus I gizzah put sploaters on ma whip. Fool I'm luggin' it now."

by R $money$ February 4, 2009

BRUSSEL SPROUTS >:0

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

mum: eat your BRUSSEL SPROUTS >:0
me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo

by DarkMuffin666 August 6, 2020

sprouts

another word for testicles

"Stop munching my sprouts"

by francis style May 11, 2010

Brussels sprouts

Natures turd.

Brussels Sprouts are shit!

by crazydope1 March 14, 2014

shit sprouter

One who speaks confidently on subjects of which they actually have no knowledge. Shit sprouters usually posses an air of authority and have been known to exude excessive self confidence when sprouting shit, hiding the fact that they really know nothing. Shit can also be sprouted deliberately as malicious misinformation, often to coerce people into making decisions that ultimately benefit the sprouter. Similar in nature to a bullshit artist or con-man, but much harder to spot as the shit sprouter may be so over compensating their ignorance that they might not actually be aware of the fact that they are sprouting shit, and in some sick way, believe their own shit.

Ignorant sprouting:
shit sprouter: "Our clients will sell more product if you change your design and make the call-out bigger."
Designer: "Oh, according to what research do you base your suggestions?"
shit sprouter: ignores the question "Consumers love big call-outs, they find it easier to understand the benefits of the product if you make everything really big!"

Deliberate sprouting:
shit sprouter: "We're all voting for Parvity dude, you should switch your vote"
Victim: "Oh, ok, thanks for the heads up, I'll do that"
babowww

Malicious sprouting:
Overpaid shit sprouter: "Hey, you know that dipshit in accounting earns more than you"
Underpaid Victim: "Really? I'm so gonna go on strike"
Overpaid shit sprouter: secretly laughing "Yeah man, you should do that - fuck the establishment!"

by jonathad April 1, 2010