Best town in Union County, runs all other towns. Bullshitting through school by day and getting blazed as
hell by night is what a Springfielder does best. Doesnt have a downtown because we dont need one.
Dayton pride, magnet and private schools = gheyer than the sequel to waiting. Weekend means getting drunk as
hell and smoking as many j's as one can afford. A Springfielder actually appreciates what they have, because unlike snobby rich kids from other towns, we work for our cash. The
top is for jews, the
bottom is for life. Right next to union for those needed Dairy Queen trips. When you go out at 3am, expect to see a bunch of kids walking around with slushees (PC & NG cred). Yeah we head to westfield downtown every once in a while, but that's just because we need something to laugh at. Oh you'
re from millburn? Guess who doesn't care? Everyone.
Springhood pride, drive fast with the radio maxed and the
windows down, hit us up on the east side where the real shit goes down. Kenilworth's
chill, RP's ight, mountainside homies, but
don't forget your skin color. Union has bros but got its pick of losers. Maplewoods alrite, Summit got it's share of gangsters and gays. Springfield will mess up any other town in a fight,
don't forget it. We
don't have gangs, we have friends. Outsiders looking for trouble find it fast. Dont bring no weps, skin like the old days if you're a man.
Guy
1: You know the town Springfield right?
Guy 2: Like from
the simpsons?
Guy 1: No the one in jersey.
Guy 2: Oh yeah, that towns the shit. Springfield blood run
deep, got more history then you could fit in a
book. Gets boring sometimes though.
Guy 1: Yeah, thats why we go to Westfield to find some losers to laugh at.
Guy 2: HAHA westfield kids are fagggggs.
Guy 1: Uh duh. Their mayor had an affair with a dude.
Bro A: Yo man I need some
stuff, you know where to get?
Bro B: Hit up a Springfielder, they always got that good shit.
Bro A: True, they always got the high quality product..
Bro B: Stay friendly though, they'll kill anyone who acts like an enemy. Stay true though and you got homies for life.
Bro A: Forreal.