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spring cleaning 

When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season, he's ought to do a spring cleaning. (Basically: he really needs to shag because he's been lazy all winter)
"Ah man, I better text that girl I met last summer, it’s time for a spring cleaning!"

"Dang! It's March already! I've contacted a few girls for my spring cleaning but haven't heard from any of them yet."
spring cleaning by Lilith666 March 24, 2019

spring cleaning 

The act of spring cleaning refers to mass deleting and/or blocking of people on social media, specifically on your Facebook friends list. Primarily, because you have no interaction and/or they have not contacted you over a period of time.
This morning during breakfast, I did some spring cleaning by deleting a lot of people from my Facebook friends list.
spring cleaning by johnsteed417 October 22, 2022

Spring-Cleaning Riddle 

A long-con prank pulled on league of legends players. The riddle has no rules, and no meaning.
Erik could not figure out how to solve the spring-cleaning riddle.
Spring-Cleaning Riddle by ToeJay November 9, 2020

Facebook spring cleaning 

when your on facebook, and a family member or someone older than you who you would not want to see something bad on your profile, so you do some facebook spring cleaning. it is when you clean up your profile and delete or hide all the bad bumper stickers, applications, wall posts,pictures,videos,ect

hense the word facebook spring cleaning
friend request from jim ( your older cousin )

shit i gotta do some facebook spring cleaning so he doesnt see my bad side

Facebook spring cleaning 

the act of removing "friends" from your Facebook account every spring due to them not being your friend. Every school year leads to a build up of people on your Facebook account that you don't really know nor like, leading to an end year "purge" event known as Facebook spring cleaning.
Wow, I 'unfriended' almost 200 people during that Facebook spring cleaning.