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When your teeth turns to liquid and drips down the back of your throat.
When your assistant to the regional manager at your work asks you to fill out an anonymous paper with diseases or disabilities that you would like covered in your health care plan- write down spontaneous dental hydroplosion in case your teeth turn to liquid and drips down the back of your throat.
by scubathugsteve April 26, 2005
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sportarobbie

The gayest ship ever. Basically, it's Sportacus and Robbie Rotten from the show Lazytown. Opposites attract, amirite?
Sportarobbie is so gay. I mean, look at them! The gay just vibes from their butts!
by dearph December 7, 2016
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Sportauranteur

(noun) A restaurant owned/operated by a current or former sports star or athlete. A restaurant in a arena/stadium owned by a sports team or corporation.
Michael Jordan, LeBron James & Peyton Manning are 3 superstar athletes that became Sportauranteur's , owning restaurants during their playing days in basketball and football.
by Charm'tastic Guy August 8, 2017
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Shostakovich

Dmitri Shostakovich, noun.

Dmitri Shostakovich was a Russian classical composer who lived through the oppression of the Soviet Union, and lived from September 25, 1906 to August 9th, 1975. He is regarded to have composed pieces which had objected to the tyrannical power of the Soviet Union, which were also known to be some of the most intense in the history of classical, such as his Fifth, Tenth, Eleventh, and Twelfth symphonies. He had composed pieces on other topics, such as various historical events like the 1905 and the 1918 Russian revolutions.
In the midst of his musical career, he was denounced and had gained a condition of depression that would never recover. He was known by his family to be obsessed with cleanliness and organization, and would frequently synchronize all of the family's clocks. He also had favored playing cards and soccer.
Person 1: Ugh... All classical music is boring and requires no skill. Go listen to Billie Eilish instead.

Person 2: The real leader of depressing music is Shostakovich, go listen to his 11th and come back.
--1 hour later--
Person 1: Now do you still think that it's all boring?
Person 2:........
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spontanemum

A Mother who participates in a spontaneous activity.
She went swimming fully clothed, she's such a spontanemum!
by Erica Davis April 29, 2019
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spontaneously

Doing something unplanned or unrehearsed
My wife has spontaneously cooked dinner
by Smartgirl100 April 6, 2016
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sportacus

A character on the kid's show LazyTown, he's a super-active guy from Iceland. Many stay-at-home moms (and some dads) find him seriously hot, even though the guy who plays him, Magnus Scheving, is forty-something years old. He is also popular with teenage girls who love to slash him with his rival, Robbie Rotten.
Sportacus is the hottest thing in a blue hat since Four Swords came out.
by Chewing Gum November 15, 2005
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