shortly

The biggest lie Tumblr ever told.

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by angry Tumblr user December 8, 2010

What's sporty?

Version of "What's up?" for athletic communities, especially among college athletes. Way of saying "How's your sport?".

Usually answered with a short sentence about the sport.

Athlete1: "Hey, What's sporty?"

Athlete2: "Oh, not much, ballin' and a big game tomorrow, You?"

by flyinghigh2011 November 20, 2009

Shortly

A word doctors like to use when lieing to you

The doctor will be with you shortly

by Onlytruthnothingbuttruth September 26, 2019

sporgle, sporgles (sporty + single]

A sporgle (from Sport and Single) is a straight, single, urban-based man or woman who is looking for someone to play sports together (or more).

I am. Who isn’t a sporgle. We all like sports and we all like being with other people.

I am. Who isn’t a sporgle. We all like sports and we all like being with other people. so most of us are sporgles

by hannah79 September 8, 2005

sporty youngsters

A group of people that are no good bugger waffles.

I saw a group of them gosh darn sporty youngsters over there.

by TimmyNT December 3, 2013

shortly

euphymism for long/never

"We will get this to you shortly"

(suckers, little do they know, I'm going to go tee-off and maybe hit up a strip club before starting on it)

by anonymousdeskjockey March 25, 2009

Sporty Vag

A sporty vag is when you can use your vagina in game play when playing kinect.

Oh i just smashed that ball with my sporty vag and scored points!

by Loose dolly April 20, 2011