To be incredabley aweome and knowing in the ways of the otaku to the rejection of absolutley everything and everyone else.
by Tess teh amazing and great December 25, 2010
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Spoom is Woods on the flip side. It is a play on words relating to anyone with the last name "woods" who is incredibly upside down and backwards in his/her behavior.
The title of "spoom clan" is taken by a large family based out of Indiana who bear the Woods name and fit the spoom definition perfectly. Only a unanimous vote amongst the original members can induct a new spoom into membership. These inductees are then referred to as "half spooms". they hold minimal power in overall issues but acquire massive bragging rights following induction. Beware of impersonators.
The title of "spoom clan" is taken by a large family based out of Indiana who bear the Woods name and fit the spoom definition perfectly. Only a unanimous vote amongst the original members can induct a new spoom into membership. These inductees are then referred to as "half spooms". they hold minimal power in overall issues but acquire massive bragging rights following induction. Beware of impersonators.
After years of attempts, she finally succeeded in her lifelong goal to be a "half spoom"
"She "parcored" her way to the grocery store singing christmas carols in july. She must be in the Spoom clan!"
"She "parcored" her way to the grocery store singing christmas carols in july. She must be in the Spoom clan!"
by Kabatica April 12, 2010
Get the Spoom clan mug.1.one who wears dress flops quite occasionally w/ pink Polo's
2. looks like 12 year old Jewish girl; refer to gyspey
3. someones house squirrel wants to burn down
4. ones only friend are his sister and sisters friend
5. tries to bang girls, preferably best friends, whom are clearly unconscious
6. squirrel refers to Woods Parker as a Mexican Jew whore cunt and also Jew gold
2. looks like 12 year old Jewish girl; refer to gyspey
3. someones house squirrel wants to burn down
4. ones only friend are his sister and sisters friend
5. tries to bang girls, preferably best friends, whom are clearly unconscious
6. squirrel refers to Woods Parker as a Mexican Jew whore cunt and also Jew gold
1. go to (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/fd5484488cae53cdd81c54a11c214ffd.jpg)
2. also see { by the way spoom-woods has shorter hair } (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/d041310490e076ffe731b90d15e8dcd2.jpg)
3. " squirrel no you can't burn woods house ?"
" no squirrel u cant that's arsony "
4. also go to (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/1a3a05c6989e04449c5b7330bc2e8891.jpg)
5. see (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/faa0c2d11b163b9859c58811fbf39689.jpg)
6. " woods i am gunna burn your house down you mexican jew whore cunt "
2. also see { by the way spoom-woods has shorter hair } (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/d041310490e076ffe731b90d15e8dcd2.jpg)
3. " squirrel no you can't burn woods house ?"
" no squirrel u cant that's arsony "
4. also go to (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/1a3a05c6989e04449c5b7330bc2e8891.jpg)
5. see (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/faa0c2d11b163b9859c58811fbf39689.jpg)
6. " woods i am gunna burn your house down you mexican jew whore cunt "
by Woods Parker August 2, 2008
Get the spoom-woods mug.Spokompton, AKA Spokane is a stagnant rotting settlement in eastern Washington State near the Idaho border not totally but largely populated by losers of various sorts. Any talented local youth wastes no time escaping Spokompton shortly after high school. Spokompton is so far removed from cosmopolitan Seattle that it more appropriately belongs in nearby Idaho.....or maybe West Virginia.
This depressing run-down armpit excuse of a "city" can only be endured in doses of not much more than three consecutive days before one feels compelled to tear his eyes from their sockets and push needles into his ears while chewing aluminum foil. For those not stoners or meth-heads, there is little to do in this ghetto but watch losers pass by on their way to the convenience store for another couple of 40s.
The fairly pleasant summer weather gives way to a dreary fall followed by a dark and nasty winter where cars driving with chains on salted roads create parallel canyons in each lane revealed only by the spring snow melt that leaves behind shoe ruining slop should you have to walk in it.
Spokompton a town that people generally leave - not move to unless coerced by powers beyond their control.
This depressing run-down armpit excuse of a "city" can only be endured in doses of not much more than three consecutive days before one feels compelled to tear his eyes from their sockets and push needles into his ears while chewing aluminum foil. For those not stoners or meth-heads, there is little to do in this ghetto but watch losers pass by on their way to the convenience store for another couple of 40s.
The fairly pleasant summer weather gives way to a dreary fall followed by a dark and nasty winter where cars driving with chains on salted roads create parallel canyons in each lane revealed only by the spring snow melt that leaves behind shoe ruining slop should you have to walk in it.
Spokompton a town that people generally leave - not move to unless coerced by powers beyond their control.
This town is so messed up it reminds me of Spokompton.
There are more losers in this town than Spokompton.
There are more losers in this town than Spokompton.
by Smack Baby August 21, 2011
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A command given to any whore, marveling in the notion of getting every drop of the good stuff from your bag.
A command given to any whore, marveling in the notion of getting every drop of the good stuff from your bag.
After yelling seoomb, his whore quickly dropped to her knees and proceeded to do exactly what her mother taught her.
by Drano April 20, 2009
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