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spongmonkey

The Spongmonkeys are a specie of animal, possibly alien, that have the ability to levitate, there are only two that we know of that are unnamed. This is their story:

Once a band of kittens were very popular and would perform songs of many types, the people loved them.
The Spongmonkeys became jealous of their talent and quickly threw together an act of their own about the moon, every warped person out there loved it and this little act even landed them a endorsement with Quiznos subs, needless to say, the Spongmonkeys hit the big time and became more popular then the kittens with little effort. What luck!
The Spongmonkeys should be greatful of their incredable luck and timing.
by Jeff September 23, 2004
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Spongebong Hemppants

One of the funniest Internet cartoons ever, but for some reason is very hard to find.
Who live in a bong in a dormitory? Spongebong Hemppants!
by --- March 6, 2005
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spongebather

usually an overwieght celler dwelling slob of a person. too damn lazy to even maintain personal hygene. they only attempt to perform any sort of hygenetic action when the carbuncles underneath their inner tube flabby flesh begins oozing with smelly pus. then they make a half hearted attempt with an old bactira filled sponge from beneath the bathroom sink and lukewarm water...
Dude, did ya get aload of that spongebather he's been wearing the same t-shirt since 1999.....
by kmd555564 October 6, 2011
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songmeanings.net

A site that, if used correctly, can be useful in helping to determine the meaning and history of songs. However, the better known songs' comments are usually dominated by idiots who never address meaning.
1. OmG i cant beliv no1s/more people haven't commented on this song!! (usually not even followed up by a meaning)

2. Duuuude, this song roxx!! lol (without an attempt to decipher the meaning, whatsoever)

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by somebody whoever December 6, 2007
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songmeanings.net

A site that used to be alright as it gave a type of open forum for people to discuss the lyrics of the song and what it meant.

Then people just used the space to give ill formed and ignorant opinions of songs and bands and just turn the site into a "I hate this band because <reason>... however, listen to me while I shove even more reasons why you should like this other band down your throat! HEre's some cool... art house rock! Yeh man, we're hip... but NOT HIP! Dangerous".... but I digress.

It's basically a musical lyrics version of Urban Dictionary, in what it's supposed to be and what it became.
"haha rock on dude. GOod Charlotte is thee worst band ever. They "look punk enough" thats about it. First of all, punk isnt a look, and it sure aint hosting their own show on mtv. Even before they got big i thought they sucked, so don't say I'm mad cause their big n famous now, they still blow. If anyone who likes this song considers themselves a punk, then i will not call myself a punk, even though i am, and you arent haha. So in conclusion, cood charlotte can suck blink 182's dicks and they should all kill themselves, nfg too while we're at it, and sum41, and all the fake bands out there....."

This delightful "review", brought to you by a gentleman named "IamTheEd". Under further investigation, he is a college student who among other things enjoys "Shakira" and "Drew Barrymore", as these two are in his top four list of all time actors.
by Rory April 2, 2005
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spongemonkey

spongemonkey's are those fonky-looking demented hamsters on the quiznos commercials. a.k.a....the coolest things ever!
"eat quiznos suuuuuuubs! coz they are good to uuuuuus!! they are tasty they are crunchy they are warm because they toast them! THEY GOT A PEPPER BAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"eat quiznos suuuuuuubs! coz they are good to uuuuuuuus! when you bring in a coupoooooooon for things to eat or oil changes!!!!! or pony rides or hair pluuuuuuuugs! subs are a dollar off.....BEWARE OF PAPER CUUUUUUUUUTS!!!!"
by marni March 7, 2004
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spongeknob

Is that Spongeknob
No that's my nigga rock
by Yackn12 February 15, 2019
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