spongle

When someone is a bit of a general idiot and or generally not very bright. Can also mean looking or doing something a bit daft. Bit like being a spoon.

She's a bit of a spongle.

I look a right spongle when I dance....

by c1187600 February 20, 2007

Spandle

Verb- When someone manhandles your possessions in a spasticated manner, causing them to cease functioning correctly or wrecking them altogther.

For example, if someone were to pick up your new iphone, press a few things in an ill educated manner and return it, only for you to find later that you can no longer call anywhere except Greece, they will have seriously spandled it.

You're not touching it, you spandle everything.

by MagickDio June 21, 2011

Spondules

Money. Similar purpose as "bucks", "bones", or "quid"

That's five spondules you owe me

by Lucifer M December 28, 2022

Black spindle

One of the best Snipers of destiny In TKK Usually Obtaining it from the daily story mission Lost to light

Hey i just got the Black spindle i am so happy!

by IDK I JUST DO THIS FOR FUN August 9, 2016

kai spendley

A real fucking lad all the girls especially the one with the black coat a bit small and brown hair loves mr kai spendley he will fuck u up in a fight if it comes down to it but he will always do everything in his power to prevent/ignore it anyone that knows a kai spendley should respect him or ask him out or be his friend as he is one to keep

Girl: wow ur so fit I really want u to hug me in my black coat

Kai spendley: hey my name is kai spendley how about we take this to my room 😏

by SexyKaiTheLargeDickVI November 3, 2017

spindle tree

band. none of these guys have any game. except for the black one and the hot mormon virgin. i'd tap that. IT'S SO HOT IN HERE.

rob marshall: dude, spindle tree is totally copying us
jesse kyle: yeah, but they have no game

redhouse kid #1: IT'S SO HOT IN HERE
redhouse kid #2: kelen from spindle tree has entered the room...

by VIACOMALOVERR July 5, 2009

spandle

those bizarre exercise outfits women sometimes wear that feature a thong over spandex pants.

Monica's spandle really started to chaffe after an hour on the eliptical.

by the moody booze August 5, 2008