soiling your hand

The act of waking up next to a toothless redneck bitch while spanking your prized hogs schmoirgens blargity balls outside of an ATM.

You were so drunk last night you woke up soiling your hand.

by Trifenuts January 14, 2015

Soiling

Definition: When you drop fecal matter in your undergarments.

Example: He was so gassed, he was soiling himself.

by Snacks 874839 March 23, 2021

SpoolingDiesel

Proof that people will charge money for anything

Another mercedes benz mod by SpoolingDiesel for 20 dollars...

by ruralurban24 February 8, 2023

spooling

Siting or laying in a sexual way. Similar to spooning and usually leads to forking.

Alyse and Mango spooled and spooned until they forked.

by wgbeg March 13, 2005

Soiling your pants

The standard reaction of a member of the opposite gender asking you out.

Girl: OMG he asked me out. I soiled myself.
Best friend: Ewwww.... Soiling your pants?

by Spuh-am Man, the guy awesome December 26, 2011

spooling

The process of taking a giant wooden cable spool and rolling it down a hill for amusement. A common past time of people in e-burg.

Dude what are we gonna do tonight?
Lets go spooling

by kbless May 1, 2006

soilings

to be/get very drunk or done in.

there were many soilings lastnight.

by bleodore July 26, 2009