Cutthroat Spidermonkey

A cutthroat Spidermonkey, is another name for a clingy hardass bitch. The name is derived from the word Cutthroat meaning, to have no pitty and able to do anything it takes to get what one wants. A spider monkey is a tropical forest monkey that, once it finds its mate, never leaves it side, thus very clingy.

Raashmi is a Cutthroat Spidermonkey.

by ihatechris! October 24, 2011

SpiderMonkey

Verb
The act of climbing and swinging from a tall woman during fornication. For best results the woman should be at least a foot taller than said man.

WOW, look at that tall chick. I would love to SpiderMonkey all over her.

by MGranks01 January 20, 2009

Spoodarmon

A better funnier word for spiderman

Im going to look ar some spoodarmon meme

by King spoodarmon August 5, 2018

sodomony

N: The condition of being in a gay marriage.

From matrimony + sodomy.

If straight people can have holy matrimony, then why can't gays have unholy sodomony?

by Purple Gurl April 6, 2011

Spidermonkey

Little bits of nugget poo rapped in anal pubes

I have some lovley Spidermonkeys

by cheesetastegood February 22, 2010

Spoomoni

The act of spontaneous ejaculation into pants at the sight of a hot female, or awesome event.

When she walked by in that bikini, I totally spoomonied. I need a towel

by Lambchips25 September 3, 2012

Spidermonkey

Shit in your hand and then sling it on someone using the spiderman finger position.

I like to reach in the toilet grab some poo and spidermonkey her face.

by Skraps0331 July 1, 2011