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shock jock

A radio or television personality who lowers his content to the lowest common denominator ( gutter level ) for the sole purpose of insulting, exciting, or inflaming people for attention or ratings.
Howerd Stern is a no-talent shock jock who shouldn't be on air and taken seriously.
by -WOODY- August 17, 2003
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shock jock

An opinionated person who hosts a radio show, usually a talk show, who has wild views and shocks the general listenership.
by Saucy August 17, 2003
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shock jock

Radio personality used to make the masses feel better about themselves.
"If this shock jock has a show than I must be a friggin genius!"
by Dave-O August 19, 2003
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Shock Jock

When your dick hits the electrical outfit. Often used in Canada

-By ABraveBoy
This guy shock jocked his dick like a phone charger!
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Jock Sock

A brand of jockstrap from the manufacturer "Jock Sock" featuring a pouch for supporting the male genitals that is sewn directly into the waistband, obviating the need for straps.
Oscar-winner Yul Brynner was the face of Jock Sock in "Yul Brynner for Jock Sock" advertisements carried in comic books and men's magazines in the late 1960s.
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jock sock

A condom, especially while in use.
Oh shit, my jock sock's cocked.
by Web Willy April 7, 2003
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Jock Shock

A mixture of leftover Gatorade and vodka.

Backstory and origin (based on a true story):
After playing some ball or having a good work out you head home to shower and change into your party clothes so you can go into town to party. Knowing that you have $14 on your debit card, which will not be enough to get you sloshed. Let alone allow your drunken ass to feast at Taco Bell at 4 a.m.. Therefore you decide to come buzzed. Time is short though, your cheap ass wants to get in before the cover charge and your friends are already halfway there. So what do you do? Take a random bottle of vodka you find in your house and pour it into the unfinished bottle of Gatorade so you can take it with you on the go. Why not just take the bottle of vodka you ask? Because your classier than that. But only a little. After breaking a sweat trying to find a parking spot you quench your thirst and replenish the lost antioxidants with your pre-made concoction as you hurry down the street to the club. Perfectly on time.

The Jock Shock is a very potent and strong mix since usually there is only enough Gatorade to give the vodka a color.

Enjoy responsibly.
"Got anything I can take with me?"
"yeah, grab the Jock Shock"

*Sitting at Applebee's

"Hey man, you drinking Gatorade with that steak?"
...
"yup"
by aero_squid August 22, 2012
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